Hmmmm.....I wonder which news outlet this candidate owns?

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce) 02/20/2020 at 16:42 • Filed to: None

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No further comment, just wanted to share this picture of my youtube feed. No points for guessing which news outlet is his own.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/20/2020 at 16:47

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Fox News?

promoted by the color red > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/20/2020 at 16:48

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Jalopnik. It’s gotta be Jalopnik. I’m 90% sure Michael Bloomberg is an anagram for Jason Torchinsky. 

Notchback88 > promoted by the color red 02/20/2020 at 16:49

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Are you sure Torch isn’t Vermin Supreme in disguise?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Notchback88 02/20/2020 at 16:49

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now, this seems more plausible

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Notchback88 02/20/2020 at 16:54

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Kilgore trout

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/20/2020 at 17:02

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Dude, that guy has ads playing nonstop of all my local radio stations. Apparently he solved racism, cured cancer, and cured cancered racists.

Textured Soy Protein > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/20/2020 at 17:15

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I’m willing to put up with this Bloombergterlude in the campaign as long as once he ends up losing he starts making it rain for the eventual nominee.

interstate366, now In The Industry > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/20/2020 at 17:33

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Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/20/2020 at 17:35

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The Onion?

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/20/2020 at 17:36

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Sounds like he’s the best candidate!

I’m convinced!

punkgoose17 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/20/2020 at 18:09

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That is funny. I am only seeing that he moved all NYC cops into minority neighborhoods and mandated stop and frisk.

DipodomysDeserti > Textured Soy Protein 02/20/2020 at 20:16

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I think that’ll be highly dependent on who the winning nominee is.