RUNS LIKE A BEAR! HOO-RAH!

"Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available" (whoistheleader2) 02/19/2020 at 17:00 • Filed to: unnecessary car shopping without E90M3, Craigslist

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What would you say if I told you you could get a V6 RWD MANUAL BEAST with crank windows that RUNS LIKE A BEAR! for just $3,500? Now how do bears run again? I think this one is misfiring.

THE AUTHOR DOENST SEEM SO PROUD OF some suspension bushings worn AND rear tires are a little weak.

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Supposedly this truck is clear, but I heard that that “ manuel transmission” can be a bit shady, so I would exercise caution when buying this “Dodge Dakoda.” But at least it has the “v6 ingine.”

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While we are at the absolute lowest common denominator of Craigslist sellers, take a look at these two future Junkyard Gems. Only one of the prices is delusional.

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My bird IS the word > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 02/19/2020 at 17:07

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“ Does it run?” “ Sure! Does a bear get the runs in the woods?”

Hence, Runs like a bear.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 02/19/2020 at 17:22

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$1200 for a Civic that needs a new engine? Pass.

sony1492 > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 02/19/2020 at 17:25

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In any other color that "Dakoda" is perfect

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > BaconSandwich is tasty. 02/19/2020 at 17:37

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It’s a clean-ish HF shell. It’ll sell.

The HF was the super fuel economy variant of the CRX. No options, no door bars, about 100-200lbs lighter than a standard CRX. Depending on the year.

And the weeziest engine that the US 4th gens got. Like 85hp.  Most people looking for a HF would rather have one with no engine at all to make rooms for the B,H, or K that’s going into it.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 02/19/2020 at 17:48

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Ya know what else bears do? They take big shits without warning .

Might not be the best pitch for a 20 year old truck.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > My bird IS the word 02/19/2020 at 18:13

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Can we add adjectives to distinguish what kind of bear? My Cruze runs like a bear that gained too much weight. This truck runs like a drunken bear that also gained too much weight. How is your bear?

For Sweden > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 02/19/2020 at 18:18

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I will now dream of Dakotas

Urambo Tauro > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 02/19/2020 at 18:56

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Huh, that “capitalize the good, lower-case the bad” technique is a new one on me. It’s such a simple concept; I’m genuinely surprised that I hadn’t come across it before. Maybe I need to spend more time on CL

And I see that some of the allegedly “good” items escaped capitalization.. . maybe the seller i sn’t feeling quite so confident about them :

Good brakes
Good power steering
Good cooling system

SiennaMan > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 02/19/2020 at 20:35

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 Could be extremely accurate for a 20 yo truck..

My bird IS the word > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 02/19/2020 at 21:10

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My fost is a healty young bear, the t/a is a bear thats picked too many fights

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Urambo Tauro 02/19/2020 at 21:33

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I noticed that as well. Those brakes may be OK, but not brag-worthy. And that “good” power steering probably makes its presence known on cold starts.