Christmas present from my brother

"Noodles" (hilgyjeep) 02/17/2020 at 13:26 • Filed to: Great book

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Not a bad gag gift.

I’m gonna skip through most of the story, but if you need a refresher...

It’s a little story called Die Hard.

I'm sure you can find it on the interwebs. 

Chariotoflove > Noodles 02/17/2020 at 13:39

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This is the perfect Christmas gift. Voltaire was right. We truly are living in the best of all possible worlds if something like this exists in it.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Noodles 02/17/2020 at 13:45

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It’s still a lot more entertaining that 90% of “holiday movies”...  

ttyymmnn > Noodles 02/17/2020 at 13:46

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But is Die Hard really a Christmas movie?

Noodles > ttyymmnn 02/17/2020 at 13:49

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It's the best Christmas movie ever. Bring the kids around, we're gonna watch John McLain fuck up some terrorists. 

Noodles > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 02/17/2020 at 13:50

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Outside of Christmas Vacation.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Noodles 02/17/2020 at 13:53

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ttyymmnn > Noodles 02/17/2020 at 13:56

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Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Noodles 02/17/2020 at 13:57

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And, ELF, we love ELF.

ttyymmnn > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 02/17/2020 at 14:01

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Did I have one of these as a kid? You bet I did. 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Noodles 02/17/2020 at 14:02

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Have you seen the Die Hard coloring book? I gave it to somebody last Christmas.

jimz > ttyymmnn 02/17/2020 at 14:04

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Lucky. I had to settle for the Six Dollar Man.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > ttyymmnn 02/17/2020 at 14:04

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That record has never been out of the plastic, so I’m curious just how Christmas y it is. And also why the cover features a nude 6mil man aggressively dressing as Santa as he walks towards you.

jimz > ttyymmnn 02/17/2020 at 14:05

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“What was it you said? ‘Yippee-ki-yay, muddafuck?’ ”

Noodles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/17/2020 at 14:10

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No but my brother might get it next year. Lol

Dusty Ventures > ttyymmnn 02/17/2020 at 14:13

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Noodles 02/17/2020 at 14:30

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It’s pretty great. In classic coloring book practice, has activities.

Noodles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/17/2020 at 15:02

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Hahaha. He's definitely getting that next year

ranwhenparked > ttyymmnn 02/17/2020 at 15:05

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It takes place during an office Christmas party and Let it Snow plays over the closing credits

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn 02/17/2020 at 20:29

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Yes, it absolutely is. So is Lethal Weapon 1.