"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv)
02/10/2020 at 19:25 • Filed to: None | 9 | 9 |
Does anyone else notice that the motorists look like droids?
Today at exactly 4:30 pm, two motorists were suddenly attacked by a pair of giant man-eating birds.
RIP, Gary
Update, 5:15 pm. Attempts to rescue the two motorists have been unsuccessful. They remain trapped in their cars, and there is now a job opening in the line of rescue work...
Jim Spanfeller
> Jim Spanfeller
02/10/2020 at 19:29 | 3 |
Update 5:27 pm, the giant man-eating birds, upon realizing that there are no actual giant men in the cars, have flown away. Gary the rescue worker is still dead, though.
Chariotoflove
> Jim Spanfeller
02/10/2020 at 19:56 | 1 |
Birds that size sat on cars that long, and the cars aren’t all white? Fake news I say.
Maxima Speed
> Jim Spanfeller
02/10/2020 at 20:00 | 1 |
Only my 930 Turbo is assembled. I knew I should have bought a panzer tank set!
Jim Spanfeller
> Chariotoflove
02/10/2020 at 21:02 | 1 |
They mostly did that on Gary’s car. I would share a photo, but Kinja is being a turd itself.
Khalbali
> Jim Spanfeller
02/10/2020 at 21:31 | 1 |
I have the birds and not the cars lol, here's my oppo card back.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Jim Spanfeller
02/10/2020 at 22:02 | 1 |
I'd poop a brick if I saw bird that size land on my car.
Jim Spanfeller
> Khalbali
02/10/2020 at 23:29 | 0 |
Yeah, I basically created this post as an excuse to show off the L ego blue jay and hepatic tanager I made. I like them but they’re not car-related, so I made them attack some Lego cars and called it good ;)
Jim Spanfeller
> BaconSandwich is tasty.
02/10/2020 at 23:32 | 0 |
Fun/terrifying fact: Flying birds that big used to actually exist. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2009/05/31/argentavis-the-largest-flying-bird-was-a-master-glider/
Khalbali
> Jim Spanfeller
02/11/2020 at 07:14 | 0 |
I do have the mini Cooper and vw bus sets if that helps, the smaller car sets just never really appealed to me but I usually can't afford the big ones