This Just In: A Group Of Unsuspecting Motorists Has Been Viciously Attacked By Giant Man-Eating Birds!

Kinja'd!!! "Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv)
02/10/2020 at 19:25 • Filed to: None

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Does anyone else notice that the motorists look like droids?

Today at exactly 4:30 pm, two motorists were suddenly attacked by a pair of giant man-eating birds.

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RIP, Gary

Update, 5:15 pm. Attempts to rescue the two motorists have been unsuccessful. They remain trapped in their cars, and there is now a job opening in the line of rescue work...


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Jim Spanfeller
02/10/2020 at 19:29

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Update 5:27 pm, the giant man-eating birds, upon realizing that there are no actual giant men in the cars, have flown away. Gary the rescue worker is still dead, though.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Jim Spanfeller
02/10/2020 at 19:56

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Birds that size sat on cars that long, and the cars aren’t all white?  Fake news I say.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Jim Spanfeller
02/10/2020 at 20:00

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Only my 930 Turbo is assembled.  I knew I  should have bought a panzer tank set! 


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Chariotoflove
02/10/2020 at 21:02

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They mostly did that on Gary’s car. I would share a photo, but Kinja is being a turd itself.


Kinja'd!!! Khalbali > Jim Spanfeller
02/10/2020 at 21:31

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I have the birds and not the cars lol, here's my oppo card back.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Jim Spanfeller
02/10/2020 at 22:02

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I'd poop a brick if I saw bird that size land on my car.


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Khalbali
02/10/2020 at 23:29

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Yeah, I basically created this post as an excuse to show off the L ego blue jay and hepatic tanager I made. I like them but they’re not car-related, so I made them attack some Lego cars and called it good ;)


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > BaconSandwich is tasty.
02/10/2020 at 23:32

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Fun/terrifying fact: Flying birds that big used to actually exist. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2009/05/31/argentavis-the-largest-flying-bird-was-a-master-glider/


Kinja'd!!! Khalbali > Jim Spanfeller
02/11/2020 at 07:14

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I do have the mini Cooper and vw bus sets if that helps, the smaller car sets just never really appealed to me but I usually can't afford the big ones