How to make a camry press event interesting

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 02/10/2020 at 14:44 • Filed to: None

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Maybe if they had dynamic pork control sooner many couples would still be together.

Thanks YouTube captions.

Chariotoflove > HammerheadFistpunch 02/10/2020 at 14:56

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And then again, Roman is the guy who once said of the Accord that he might not  take it home to mom, but he’d hit it. So, he’s capable of spicing it up on his own if given enough rein. :)

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 02/10/2020 at 14:56

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Divorce AND Pork?

What’s next, only opening the service department on Saturday?  

For Sweden > Chariotoflove 02/10/2020 at 14:58

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Of course the Roman is suggesting that only divorce and pork fans should buy this car

Chariotoflove > For Sweden 02/10/2020 at 15:01

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That’s a pretty good demographic to market to. Lot’s of them around to make a dent in Camry sales.

Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch 02/10/2020 at 15:05

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Most buyers want Tavarish?

Why would I buy that new Camry when in could have an ‘88 Countach instead?

Jim Spanfeller > HammerheadFistpunch 02/10/2020 at 15:11

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How is this ridiculous? My most desired feature for a car has always been the ab ility to control the minds of pigs and randomly end the mar riages of couples passing by.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HammerheadFistpunch 02/10/2020 at 15:45

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Coincidentally I was just watching this video.

Divorced Pork Fans obviously want something that is grounded to the Ground™

gin-san - shitpost specialist > HammerheadFistpunch 02/10/2020 at 16:34

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In my mind, dynamic pork control would be a separate smoker in the car that uses excess engine heat to cook ribs, ham, shoulder, belly, etc. all to the right temperatures using the dynamic pork control.

Road trips would be much better knowing that you’re going to have a rack of ribs and some pulled pork at the end of it.

We can call this new system PorKERS - Pork Kinetic Energy Recovery Smoker.

Not even a Maybach has this!

zipfuel > HammerheadFistpunch 02/10/2020 at 16:40

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Dynamic pork control? In a Camry? yeah right, when pigs fly!