JP Sears Tesla Parody

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 02/07/2020 at 11:47 • Filed to: Tesla

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It makes me feel like I’m feeding the hungry without giving them any food.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/07/2020 at 11:54

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tez-luh

Textured Soy Protein > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/07/2020 at 11:58

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This dude’s idea of comedy is just as bad as all the various people he’s attempting to make fun of. I f ucking hate him.

Ash78, voting early and often > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 02/07/2020 at 12:00

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I’ve literally never heard anyone say that until now...

Ash78, voting early and often > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/07/2020 at 12:02

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He’s like one of those “ dick comedians” (Tom Segura, Andrew Dice Clay, Joe Rogan) who just wraps it up in mild-mannered presentation.

I can’t say I get it.

TRivet > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/07/2020 at 12:26

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I really like this guy. He mocks all the “woke” crap -

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/07/2020 at 12:26

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“The $20 green juice of cars...”

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Ash78, voting early and often 02/07/2020 at 12:26

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Everytime I see someone mention ANdrew Dice Clay, I mentally recall the Sklar brothers skit about how he’s an ass in person and they came up with a fun game to play they call “Dueling Dices”. I love it!

Spanfeller is a twat > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/07/2020 at 13:08

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All the people that bought a Tesla instead of a Range Rover or an S class *harmed* the environment a bit less.

fintail > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/07/2020 at 13:20

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Annoying but has a point.

sony1492 > Ash78, voting early and often 02/07/2020 at 16:28

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It's all I've ever heard it as in California 

Ash78, voting early and often > sony1492 02/07/2020 at 16:36

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Interesting...I’ve only heard it as “Tess- la” but probably because the hair metal band from the 80s made it a common name. Or documentaries on Nikola Tesla saying it that way.

I take it back a bit -- my dad says “Tezla” but he’s from Philly and has a sub-regional accent (like “May I have a glass of woodur?”)