Mall cars

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02/06/2020 at 13:13 • Filed to: None

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Had some holiday returns at stores only in the fancy local mall (failed! That’s an outlet item, sir!). Here are the cars

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The urus is not a SUV. It comes up to my chin. It's smaller than an outback. It's a sedan/hatchback. We should all love it. It might as well be a lambo wagon. 


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 13:20

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All the malls around Stlouis are dead or dying. 


Kinja'd!!! MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 13:21

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I wonder if you could slap the suspension from the Urus’ lower platform mates on it, like the Forester people do with WRX parts.

Cool mall cars, mine only gets Kias and Hyundais 


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 13:24

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Driving a Bentley to J. Crew is on brand


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 13:26

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Damn.  Certainly the fanciest cars I’ve seen at a mall.  That’s closer than I can get to the them at the car show. 


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 13:38

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The mall cars here tend to be SUVs from the Jaguar/Volvo dealer so not nearly as interesting. I might actually go to the mall once in a while if they had Bentleys, Lambos or Aston Martins parked in it. 


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 13:49

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Am I weird for noticing the terrazz o tile, and wondering where they got it?


Kinja'd!!! razorbeamteam > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 14:02

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I wonder w hat kind of cars they have at the outlet mall


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > For Sweden
02/06/2020 at 14:22

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Vineyard vines is behind it, and a little more on point


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > razorbeamteam
02/06/2020 at 14:22

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Mitsubishi


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
02/06/2020 at 14:22

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The regular mall is similar. This is the fancy mall. Dc lobbyists have to shop somewhere


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > XJDano
02/06/2020 at 14:23

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50-50. Lower end suburbs, yeah. This particular area, this mall and the one across the street (regular person mall) are some of the highest grossing in the country


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > ranwhenparked
02/06/2020 at 14:23

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It is fancy!


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 14:37

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I always thought of the Urus as “rally Lambo”, so it’s alright in my book.


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02/06/2020 at 14:47

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It would probably be great at that, if a little expensive when parts break


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jim Spanfeller
02/06/2020 at 14:50

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Yeah they should have built it as a highend Raptor competitor 


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02/06/2020 at 14:54

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Its really a panamera competitor, in person


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 15:16

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This reminds me of the time my wife, kids and I walked into Phipps Plaza in Atlanta (Buckhead), too a look at the Bentleys on display and the fashion of the patrons, and were like “Yeah, I don’t think we belong here”. Sort of ironic that the third floor has a Legoland Discovery C enter and a bunch of chain restaurants like Moe’s and Johnny Rocket’s . Actually, that’s how they get the riff-raff off the floor. First time I’ve ever seen a food court NOT on the ground floor.

Coolest new car I ever saw in a mall: Isuzu Vehicross, yellow.


Kinja'd!!! A Boy and His Longtail > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 16:00

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The biggest mall in my area has real fancy stuff like Acuras on display. There is a disparity here. I want cool cars!


Kinja'd!!! CompactLuxuryFan > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
02/06/2020 at 16:01

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Don’t think that would do much, seeing as it’s on the Cayenne/Q7 “ platform” . Everything’s on modular architectures instead of platforms these days anyway. Maybe the S6/S7 have compatible suspension hard points? Pretty much ev erything longitudinal from the VAG group (A4 up, basically) is on the same MLBEvo architecture. 


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Cash Rewards
02/06/2020 at 20:30

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I saw my first Urus in person a couple weeks ago - it reminds me a lot of the new Audi Q27.5 or whatever the number is, but with a pointy nose.  Not bad looking, just more conservative than I had pictured it.