Old Bay hot sauce is here to decimate all

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 02/04/2020 at 14:38 • Filed to: None

0

15

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

I had no idea, but according to my friend from summer camp and local DC news personality Josh Rosenthal, Ol d Bay hot sauce is a thing, and it is good.

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 02/04/2020 at 14:43

2

That’s the most Maryland thing I’ve ever heard of.

Aremmes > Textured Soy Protein 02/04/2020 at 14:54

3

You can drive this to Food Lion to get your Old Bay sauce fix.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Textured Soy Protein 02/04/2020 at 15:00

0

But is it better than Stingin Honey Garlic?

Tripper > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/04/2020 at 15:01

0

fuck, that sounds good.

phenotyp > Textured Soy Protein 02/04/2020 at 15:12

0

I’m willing to give it a shot.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein 02/04/2020 at 15:13

0

How did it take them this long?

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > CalzoneGolem 02/04/2020 at 15:21

6

NO, the most “Maryland thing ever” is the waitress at the diner calling you “ ‘Hon ” when she asks you if you want Old Bay Hot Sauce to put on your Blue Crab Crabcake, which weighs 18 ounces, as you wash it down with a Natty ‘Bo beer.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tripper 02/04/2020 at 15:26

0

Oh its real Go od. Especially on fried chicken.

CalzoneGolem > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 02/04/2020 at 15:34

2

OK well this is now the most Maryland thing I ever heard and that other thing is the second most.

wafflesnfalafel > Textured Soy Protein 02/04/2020 at 15:46

0

interesting - I like the original sriracha, but I like the normal old bay seasoning too. I like the less tangy ones in general, (Tabasco and some of the Frank’s types are a bit too tangy for me...)    I gotta try some of that.

Textured Soy Protein > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 02/04/2020 at 16:23

1

Don’t forget the part where she calls you an ambalamps after you choke on the loonium fohl wrapper of the crayb cake. 

Thomas Donohue > Textured Soy Protein 02/04/2020 at 16:48

0

Pro Tip: The Old Bay Hot sauce that sold out online in less than an hour is easily replicated with Franks Red Hot Sauce and a mix of Blackened and regular Old Bay. (McCormick owns both brands, and that’s the actual recipe)

Awesome clip, with the vodka-hot sauce shot on the news!!!!

Textured Soy Protein > Thomas Donohue 02/04/2020 at 16:52

1

The bottle of Tito’s under the desk is perfection. So is the lady anchor’s comment: “put a little of that “water” in there Jim” 

Dusty Ventures > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/04/2020 at 17:48

1

*runs out to store*

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dusty Ventures 02/04/2020 at 18:58

1

It’s kinda hard to find. But my local Walmart finally has it. Altho online it says * limited stock*. I had to order it off Amazon the first time I got it.