"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 02/03/2020 at 23:22 • Filed to: NAScar, Iowa, Politics, Political shit post

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I finally figured out how Iowans choose presidential candidates.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > For Sweden 02/03/2020 at 23:28

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When they said they were “using a new app”, you just knew it was going to go smoothly...

For Sweden > For Sweden 02/03/2020 at 23:28

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Meanwhile, in Deutschland

For Sweden > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 02/03/2020 at 23:29

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A perfect time for beta testing

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > For Sweden 02/03/2020 at 23:33

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“plausible deniability”...

Plus, there’s exactly as many results out of that state so far.  

WRXforScience > For Sweden 02/03/2020 at 23:33

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They’re not too far off. Colorado and Iowa are just off by one Nebraska.

Hell, the President mixed up Kansas and Missouri after the stupor bowels. I’m not a fan of the guy, but Kansas City being in two states and the football team only being from Missouri seems a bit silly.

For Sweden > WRXforScience 02/03/2020 at 23:35

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Donald Trump can unite America by making Kansas City Kansas Again 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > For Sweden 02/03/2020 at 23:38

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Iowa:awoI

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > WRXforScience 02/03/2020 at 23:40

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I’m guessing over on the Olathe, Overland Park and WKC side they were like “Finally! The recognition we’ve long sought!”

Plus, Truman was from MO and Ike was from Kansas, so I’m sure it was a party line preference...

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > For Sweden 02/03/2020 at 23:41

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Eliminate the confusion!  Re-brand!

Missouri City...

For Sweden > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 02/03/2020 at 23:41

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My God

WRXforScience > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 02/03/2020 at 23:49

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Missouri City is in Texas.

For Sweden > WRXforScience 02/03/2020 at 23:50

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Not anymore

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > For Sweden 02/03/2020 at 23:51

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Iowa:Full of Stars

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > For Sweden 02/03/2020 at 23:51

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I’m guessing there were some confusing Menu options that popped up on the App screen if you were selecting the “Candidate-From-Vermont”. (not implying that the Party Power Structure would tilt the playing field...)

This reminds me of that Parks And Recreation Episode.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > WRXforScience 02/03/2020 at 23:52

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Next, you’re going to tell me Boise City is in Oklahoma?!?

Chaos, I shrieked!

AestheticsInMotion > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 02/03/2020 at 23:54

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And a s a Washingtonian hearing Washington (DC) constantly referenced on the news....

WRXforScience > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 02/04/2020 at 00:04

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There’s also a Miami, OK but it’s pronounced: My am ah, because Oklahoma.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > WRXforScience 02/04/2020 at 08:51

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NJ hosts both NY teams.
The Cowboys haven’t been in Dallas for decades.
The Bills don’t play in Buffalo.
Neither LA team plays in LA.
SF doesn’t play in SF.
And Washington plays in Maryland.
It’s crazy!