Signs you may need to update your car

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02/02/2020 at 22:54 • Filed to: But I still want one

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When you advertise your award-winning lineup with awards from 2013 in 2020 , maybe your car needs an overhaul.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! WRXforScience > CB
02/02/2020 at 23:02

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We should hear official word about the next generation by this fall if not sooner. My 2014 BRZ should hold out until then.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > CB
02/02/2020 at 23:07

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they have the capacity, but do they have the will...


Kinja'd!!! CB > wafflesnfalafel
02/02/2020 at 23:08

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Hopefully!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB
02/02/2020 at 23:10

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Would it be redundant to have a BRZ and a 240z at the same time? Asking for a friend.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > CB
02/02/2020 at 23:10

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Shhh, they’ll remake it into a CUV.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > CB
02/02/2020 at 23:10

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Its like those restaurants that never take down their “Best of... Reader’s Choice” award banners, if its more than two cycles, ago take it down.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/02/2020 at 23:11

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Not redundant at all.


Kinja'd!!! facw > ranwhenparked
02/02/2020 at 23:15

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Depends of course on how big the award is. If you were the best restaurant in a major city, then yeah, it’s still a mark of distinction, and not one you can expect to win every year. But if it’s like a top 100 list, that starts to feel a lot more stale if you can’t stay on it.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > WRXforScience
02/02/2020 at 23:34

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https://carbuzz.com/news/toyota-86-and-subaru-brz-successors-officially-confirmed

the rumors already confirmed though as it hasn’t been seen, it most likely next year for 2022


Kinja'd!!! fintail > smobgirl
02/02/2020 at 23:38

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BRZCross


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > facw
02/02/2020 at 23:42

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I’m talking about walking into a coffee shop with a faded sign from the local newspaper saying that they were rated best in the county in the year 2011 by an online poll of their readers. I mean, if its from 2018 or 2019, fine, that’s as relevant as any local news poll can be, but a lot of stuff can change in nearly a decade. Including things that might cause people to stop voting for you for 9 years. 


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > CB
02/02/2020 at 23:57

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I feel like putting “most exhilarating” and “ safest” next to each other kind of sucks the power out of both of those superlatives.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > CB
02/02/2020 at 23:59

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signs you may need to update your car

*looks at empty driveway*

i think thats a sign


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > CB
02/03/2020 at 00:07

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Did the BRZ ever have the “performance to match”?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB
02/03/2020 at 00:13

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I would be better off with a WRX tho... Did you know WRX auto corrects  to sex?


Kinja'd!!! WRXforScience > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
02/03/2020 at 00:17

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Maybe I should have said official details/information. The successor has been confirmed but other than the fact that they are going to do a second generation, everything else is pure speculation.


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > CB
02/03/2020 at 10:53

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Pulse-pounding

exhilarating

safest

most confidence-inspiring

Smoking hot looks and performance to match

- that list not only doesn’t seem to describe that car, but seems a fairly well schizophrenic list of descriptors.

At least one, (Safest), maybe two (confidence-inspiring) of those seem at odds with the other terms in the list.

Then, all but “Safest” seem to be at odds with a car that can barely muster enough torque to get out of it’s own way if the engine isn’t screaming. Maybe Safest doesn’t apply either, for a different reason, in terms of defensive driving.

Marketing speak is a language from some other planet... a planet based on outright deception...

(ah, well, maybe it is from this planet, after-all...)