"Derpwagon" (Derpwagon)
11/15/2020 at 18:44 • Filed to: None
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"Derpwagon" (Derpwagon)
11/15/2020 at 18:44 • Filed to: None | 2
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33th shall be the number of shitposts, and 33th shall be the end. thou shalt not post only 31nd shitposts, unless thou then proceedeth to 32st, and then again to 33th. 34ty shall not be counted to, as that is too many shitposts. 35dred is right out.
in the beginning was an herb. he was a cunt. the end.
Now, I’ll leave you with a joke.
so a guy walks into a bar/restaurant with a pet monkey. he tells the host that he’s just looking for a nice place to eat, but his monkey likes to cause trouble and he’s been kicked out of everywhere else he’d been. He tells the host he’ll cover the meal of anyone disturbed by the monkey and pay for damages to anything broken, he just wants to get out of the house and have a meal and a drink.
The host agrees, so the guy sits down, places an order for some food and some drinks. The monkey is running around the place by this point, grabbing fries off of people’s plates, knocking over dishes, generally being a nuisance. Finally the monkey makes it over to the pool table, and takes one look at the cue ball before swallowing it hole. Eventually, the guy settles his tab, having covered a few meals and throwing in some extra cash for dishes and the pool ball.
Couple days later, the same guy comes back to the place. He asks the host if the same deal would apply. Since he settled up the last time, the host agreed to seat him again. A similar chain of events happens, and while the man is eating and having his drinks the monkey is running around causing general mischief. Eventually the monkey makes it over to the salad bar, and sees a small tomato. The monkey grabs the tomato, shoves it up his butt, pulls it back out, then eats it. The host sees this happens and loudly says “THAT is the most DISGUSTING THING I have EVER seen. What the hell is wrong with that monkey?”
The man looks over, and calmly replies “Well, ever since the cue ball, he checks to make sure it’ll fit”.
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> Derpwagon
11/15/2020 at 19:02 |
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Noice! I like it. I might share this with my friends later.