"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
11/15/2020 at 10:46 • Filed to: Delicious Pasta, Olive Garden, Shitty Herbs
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"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
11/15/2020 at 10:46 • Filed to: Delicious Pasta, Olive Garden, Shitty Herbs | 4
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RWB is shit. You ship in the homeless dude from Japan, feed him, put him in your bed and give him a goodnight kiss just so he can ruin your $100k beetle the next morning. He cuts up your precious fenders and rivet guns some fiberglass garbage back that he probably gets made in china for $60 a set but still takes the credit for making them. And guess what now you have to pay him $28k or he will live in your house forever. So now that you’re $150k in debt and he’s gone you look around your garage in misery. Six racks of empty coca cola bottles. The smell of cigarettes and piss floats around for weeks. All this for some instagram likes, since your goofy bumpercar still only makes 180whp.
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/15/2020 at 10:52 |
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The more pasta the merri er.
ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/15/2020 at 11:12 |
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Hi Wade
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
11/15/2020 at 11:15 |
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...That’s not me. Though that is my middle name...
Stef Schrader
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/16/2020 at 07:00 |
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Ha, I know this is pasta, but I read a take from another auto writer to this effect some years back.
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Stef Schrader
11/16/2020 at 10:42 |
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It’s definitely a pasta, but I don’t completely disagree with it...