Are they trying to sell me a crack pipe?

Kinja'd!!! "Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
11/12/2020 at 18:26 • Filed to: Gift ideas for junkies

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The gas stations around where I used to work in West Virginia sold crack pipes (know your customers). They kinda looked like this pig.

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I don’t want to click it. Wish is all crap. Even if it occasionally looks like a pig crack pipe.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Martin > Noodles
11/12/2020 at 18:34

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This puts a whole new spin of snorting drugs... ba dum tish?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Noodles
11/12/2020 at 18:45

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Kinja'd!!! Shoop > Noodles
11/12/2020 at 18:59

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It's better than the 'rose in a glass bulb' that's the other option. One can only hope the ridiculousness of doing crack out of a pig will deter some people 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Noodles
11/12/2020 at 19:11

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I remember an old Oppo post where someone posted a Wish ad for what looked like a cardboard box with gaffer tape on it and no one c ould figure out its purpose.


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Shoop
11/12/2020 at 19:39

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You’ve not met many crackheads, have you?


Kinja'd!!! The Snowman > Shoop
11/12/2020 at 19:51

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Rose in a bulb  is all I’ve ever seen on the west coast...


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
11/12/2020 at 19:58

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The double barrel flesh light. I remember that one


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Shoop
11/12/2020 at 20:00

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You can get that rose anywhere in West Virginia. And they always have the steel wool stuff right next to it. I hear that's the screen. 


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Taylor Martin
11/12/2020 at 20:02

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That's pretty funny though. 


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Noodles
11/12/2020 at 20:11

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They weren’t. The crack pipe was free. The “consumables”? Not free.

And now you can’t stop thinking about crack...


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Noodles
11/12/2020 at 22:04

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And that is the best case scenario.


Kinja'd!!! ST80MND > Taylor Martin
11/13/2020 at 07:42

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Very nice