[Politics] Rudy is nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake...

"Jayvincent" (jayvincent) 11/04/2020 at 20:15 • Filed to: None

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He just said the Democrats must think he’s stupid, trying to count mail in ballots “that could have come from Mars, or Canada, or could simply be one person who sent in 100,000 votes”

Yes, Rudy, you probably have a few screws loose if you think there’s people on MARS casting votes, or that thousands of Canadia ns would sne ak across the border and impersonate Americans just to vote. Or that the post office wouldn’t notice a guy dropping off 100,000 ballot envelopes.. . smh

I used to look up to the guy, he used to be a contender, a hero even, but they say you shoul d never meet your heros in person and evidently you shouldn’t let them grow old, either.

Just Jeepin' > Jayvincent 11/04/2020 at 20:30

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Whatever you do, don’t watch the latest Borat movie. What a slime ball Rudy is.

dumpsterfire! > Jayvincent 11/04/2020 at 20:31

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once people stopped listening every time he said 9/11, things went downhill.

fintail > Jayvincent 11/04/2020 at 20:32

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Russian asset

I saw one of 45's shitbag sons was mouthing off today, too.  These people are utter filth, sad excuses for humanity.

facw > Jayvincent 11/04/2020 at 20:36

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It’s such nonsense. These things are tracked so they can’t be duplicated. And being able to send them in from places like Canada is how absentee ballots work (that’s the whole absentee thing!)

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Just Jeepin' 11/04/2020 at 20:46

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I had to watch the first one in three sittings, it was funny and I almost threw up from laughing but it’s also makes you uncomfortable!

Monkey B > fintail 11/04/2020 at 20:50

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makes it all the more irritating that half this country is ok with, and even champions, their behavior. 

Jb boin > Jayvincent 11/04/2020 at 20:52

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The Snowman > Jayvincent 11/04/2020 at 21:00

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Rudy is so far out there but now I need to get some panettone. My dog tried to eat last year's on the drive to my parents for Christmas. Barely got it away from her I'm time.

MrDakka > Jb boin 11/04/2020 at 21:05

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I would be fine with this if the President could shoot lightning out of his hands, was constructing megascale engineering projects and hunting down religious extremists .

nermal > Jayvincent 11/04/2020 at 21:07

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Rudy is certainly a nutjob. However, outside of suggesting Martian meddling and exaggerating numbers he’s not too far off on this one.

The process to fudge mail in ballots varies by state. In PA, noted battleground state, you can get a list of the registered voters for the entire state for $20. The voter list includes juicy info such as last time voted. So, you can target people that haven’t voted for several years. Also, signatures on ballots don’t need to match.

If I were to fudge ballots, I’d spend the $20 to get the voter records , register myself and a friend for mail in ballots to figure out what they look like and see if there is anything unique , then get copying / printing and forging fake ones .

You could use public mail boxes to send them. There were millions of mail in votes in the state, would it be out of line for a mail man to find 5 or 10 in a public mailbox? Perhaps 3 one day and 7 the next then none then 2?

A few people could generate thousands of forged ballots if they were so inclined, for little more than printing costs and time spent, including driving to mailboxes . And $20 to get the voter list.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Monkey B 11/04/2020 at 21:09

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As a Canadian, it makes me wonder at what point I should quit having pity for the US, and start thinking they deserve what they get.

Jb boin > MrDakka 11/04/2020 at 21:11

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BaconSandwich is tasty. > The Snowman 11/04/2020 at 21:13

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Maybe I've never had a good one, but any I have tried has been as dry as the box it came in.

For Sweden > Jayvincent 11/04/2020 at 21:22

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Canadians would only vote in American elections if Costco was a polling place.

The Snowman > BaconSandwich is tasty. 11/04/2020 at 21:29

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It says mo ist on the box, would they lie to you?

Tekamul > nermal 11/04/2020 at 21:35

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And when your signatures don't match, they all get rejected.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > The Snowman 11/04/2020 at 21:37

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Yes.

It also says "fresh" on the box.

jeepoftheseus > BaconSandwich is tasty. 11/04/2020 at 21:55

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A good rule of thumb is that if it had to be put in a box then it isn’t as fresh as advertised. 

nermal > Tekamul 11/04/2020 at 21:59

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Not in PA! Signatures don’t need to match. They aren't even checking them  

The Snowman > BaconSandwich is tasty. 11/04/2020 at 22:06

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Well it was both fresh and moist when it went in the box lol.

bison78 > BaconSandwich is tasty. 11/04/2020 at 22:09

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Maybe I’ve never had a good one, but any I have tried has been as dry as the box it came in.

That’s because you think it is a cake. “Pane” means bread. Try Pan d’oro instead.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > nermal 11/04/2020 at 22:10

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Yes, someone could do that, however, get caught, and it’s a pretty stiff penalty for, maybe, just possibly, but probably not, changing an election outcome.

“ A person shall be guilty of a felony of the third degree, and, upon conviction thereof, shall be sentenced to pay a fine not exceeding fifteen thousand ($15,000) dollars, or to undergo an imprisonment of not more than seven (7) years, or both, in the discretion of the court.”

nermal > Monkey B 11/04/2020 at 22:17

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To be more accurate , more than half the country DIDNT VOTE. The last election, 1 in 6 voted for the P resident. 5 in 6 voted for somebody else or not at all . This one, with record turnout, it’s closer to 1 in 4 that will vote for the winner, 1 in 4 for the Other Guy and half didn't vote at all.

MrDakka > Jb boin 11/04/2020 at 22:19

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DipodomysDeserti > Jayvincent 11/04/2020 at 22:30

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A someone who ran a mail house for nearly a decade, I can tell you that a bulk mail unit wouldn’t notice shit. Sketchy mail houses rip off the USPS all the time by sneaking mail in. A 100k pieces isn’t a whole lot of mail. We were a small-medium operation and had multiple 50-100k piece mailers every month. The bigger guys do that multiple times a day. During election and holiday season it is even crazier.

I once showed up to a mailer that was being raided by our sheriffs department. They did mailers for Wells Fargo and had been stealing identities en mass . Someone with experience could easily get fake ballots past the USPS, but I’d think the county elections office would notice.

DipodomysDeserti > BaconSandwich is tasty. 11/04/2020 at 22:31

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I don’t think we deserve (or want) any pity. Certainly not from Canadians!

fintail > nermal 11/04/2020 at 22:32

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B ut unless there’s legit evidence anything of the sort has taken place , it is just more right wing conspiracy theory trash being peddled by someone who married his second cousin.

Maybe PA should just leave the battleground and get some sense.

fintail > Monkey B 11/04/2020 at 22:35

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Tens of millions upon tens of millions of “people” who made the choice because they think it will help their wallet, out of “socialism” fears, because they secretly or otherwise embrace white nationalism, want to lick the boots of a fake strongman, or just to screw over others. Gotta own the libs by hurting your own well being.

subexpression > Jayvincent 11/04/2020 at 22:35

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Well... isn’t that kind of a requirement for New York politics? Just like corruption is a requirement for Illinois, which has sent how many governors to jail now?

Monkey B > BaconSandwich is tasty. 11/04/2020 at 22:38

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the pity is for us...we have to share space with them. 8 years of Obama made them irritating and 4 years of 45 has given them the idea they were and are right and can act like him. We never had Karen’s on this scale...

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > dumpsterfire! 11/05/2020 at 00:17

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No one should have been listening to him then, either - it’s not like he actually did anything of substance, unless you count the profits made in post-9/11 clean-up cronyism. Shifty, shady motherfucker, then & now.

nermal > fintail 11/05/2020 at 09:20

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It depends which side you’re on, and who wins.

“We need to secure the election! The last one was illegitimate! ”

fintail > nermal 11/05/2020 at 09:37

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Not sure the inept  American excuse for the left ever made an official claim of that type in the last go round, aside from regarding the rightist hallmarks of voter suppression and maybe gerrymandering.  A certain corrupt pseudo-strongman and his fascist pals are doing it now though.