The new Hummer

"Biased Plies" (biased-plies) 10/21/2020 at 09:03 • Filed to: LOLCars

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Reenactment of last night

I’ve only just finished laughing. Everyone involved, from design through market assessments and executive approvals, deserves to be fired. I hope absolutely no-one buys this abomination.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Biased Plies 10/21/2020 at 09:12

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It is tasteless enough that people will buy them in droves. I was hoping for something that wasn’t that but why on earth is the area where an engine ISN’ T so chonky?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Biased Plies 10/21/2020 at 09:14

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That’s weird, because I actually like it.

HoustonRunner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2020 at 09:17

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I do too. Still not spending $100k plus on it.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Biased Plies 10/21/2020 at 09:18

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Are “H” tops the new T-tops?

Wacko > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2020 at 09:20

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GM haters gonna hate GM

Biased Plies > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2020 at 09:22

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Who paid you to say that? Are you involved in the creation of that monstrosity  some way? I’m on to you.

Tekamul > Biased Plies 10/21/2020 at 09:23

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I t’s a 6 figure truck. Unless it has some sort of breakthrough technology (it does not appear to) it would always be a solid “meh” for me. There’s no scenario under which I’d ever own one.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Biased Plies 10/21/2020 at 09:28

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i think they crushed the design, and all of the preorders for the 112K dollar edition of it sold out. so your hopes that no-one buys it is already debunked. it looks a hell of a lot better inside and out than the cybertruck

Tripper > Biased Plies 10/21/2020 at 09:28

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* Everyone involved, from design through market assessments and executive approvals.

It looks like what I would guess a Hummer would look like in 2020.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2020 at 09:28

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same, i usually hate most of what GM produces but i like it. i wouldnt buy one, but i like it

Pickup_man > Biased Plies 10/21/2020 at 09:29

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I actually really like it. 

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Biased Plies 10/21/2020 at 09:34

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wrong you are

Cash Rewards > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2020 at 09:39

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I like it, but not for the price

Biased Plies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 10/21/2020 at 10:10

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To be fair, the cyber truck is just a cobbled together movie prop, looking better than it is a low bar. :P

My hope that nobody would buy the HumEVee  is just just hyperbole.

Biased Plies > Wacko 10/21/2020 at 10:16

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Fair, though there are several GM vehicles that would be my choice in their respective segments. The Camaro is my favourite pony car and the Colorado is the best driving midsize truck, IMO, and the Corvette is a legit supercar killer.

That said, their design department needs to have their pencils and clay taken away. Aside from the above, the Camaro facelift and Colorado/ Canyon refreshes are horrendous, especially in ZR2 form, as are their 1/2 ton trucks and much as I’d like a Corvette the styling is not what I’d call attractive.

PatBateman > Biased Plies 10/21/2020 at 10:58

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I mean, all the Edition 1 vehicles sold out within an hour after release, so...

No.

onlytwowheels > Biased Plies 10/21/2020 at 12:54

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It will sell well. I don’t hate it, but it is nothing that I would be interested in buying anytime in the fore seeable future. There are some interesting capabilities that are not necessarily practical for daily use, but could be use ful in other vehicles.