Put the Cargo Fargo up for sale.

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo) 10/18/2020 at 15:26 • Filed to: None

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Enjoy the sarcastic ad copy:

Do you want the utility of a Jeep but the impracticality of 2WD in an SUV? Like Jeeps but wish they were styled by Nickleback after a rough night out? Then this is the car for you! It’s the ‘07 Nitro everyone has been talking about. Will trade for a case of monster energy, dirt bikes that don’t run or one of those sports illustrated football phones (but not really).

2007 Dodge Nitro, 2wd 6 speed Manual. Selling my 07 Nitro, it has 265,000 km, water pump is leaking, but may be an intake or head gasket issue causing the problem. Drove for 3 years and 100,000 km without issue, it’s cheap because I think there’s something wrong with it, Don’t know exactly what. I quit driving it 2 weeks ago. Runs and drives great. It is a manual trans, not a flappy paddle, the clutchy-shifty kind with 3 pedals like in the movies. Its a 6 speed so you can shift it a bunch of times in a row like in the movies. It is rear wheel drive like in the movies. It gets better fuel mileage than a train. Cold air, hot heat, power windows and locks, 110v outlet, traction and skid control. Goes like hell, got 3 tickets at high speeds. Parked it when I saw the coolant leak, has not overheated. Numbers matching, gluten free, as you know, Dodge only makes rare and valuable Vehicles, so this is sure to skyrocket in value any day now. Actually hand built by Jebediah Dodge in Toledo Ohio in 2007, and he fell to his knees and cried at the perfection of the base model Nitro. Car is actually dead-nuts reliable, but will need that gasket looked at. Or since it’s cheap, drive it into the ground. It’s not dead yet. I can answer any questions but the whole sarcastic truth is laid out in the ad. $1000 firm.

MM54 > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 10/18/2020 at 15:33

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(that guy vigorously clapping gif)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 10/18/2020 at 15:58

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$628 and 20 bushels of Canola.

The Snowman > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 10/18/2020 at 16:00

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Can you tow  it to the border and roll it across? I will throw the monsters to you one at a time. Leave the tittle on the seat.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/18/2020 at 16:01

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Not bad.gif

This caused me to look up the price of Canola.  

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 10/18/2020 at 16:05

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It varies depending on the spec and location.....I know a ton about Canola.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > The Snowman 10/18/2020 at 16:05

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Last time I drove across, the US border patrol pushed my convertible, top down,  across the line.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > The Snowman 10/18/2020 at 16:08

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It’s geared so low I could just leave it in first and get out. 

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/18/2020 at 16:23

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how many bushels/pecks/hogsheads in a metric tonne?

Taylor Martin > MM54 10/18/2020 at 16:25

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This one?

shop-teacher > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 10/18/2020 at 16:44

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Man, I’ve never wanted a Dodge Nitro before, but now ...

Well, I still don’t want it, but that is a great ad.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > shop-teacher 10/18/2020 at 16:50

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Trying to sell a Dodge Nitro by making fun of anyone who would be caught dead in a Dodge Nitro.  Maybe not the best plan, but I’m amused with myself. 

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 10/18/2020 at 17:14

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Hmmmm. Interesting ad. Hits all the right buttons, and I could bring a long lost Toledoan back home for relatively low $$$ . But, alas, I already have a full size, high mileage 2WD SUV that has some minor issues. I’ll have to pass.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 10/18/2020 at 19:15

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44 bushes of Canola in a tonne I think?

shop-teacher > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 10/18/2020 at 21:15

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I don't think any of them would understand you were making fun of them.

CB > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 10/18/2020 at 21:26

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Rear wheel drive? Manual? Needs an engine? Sounds like it’s time for a drift missile.