XKCD

"user314" (user314) 10/15/2020 at 09:10 • Filed to: None

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(Edit: replaced kinja’d image....)

PatBateman > user314 10/15/2020 at 09:15

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Just completed your quiz.

I got a 100.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > user314 10/15/2020 at 09:19

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I greet a group of two or more people with a shriek that is unpronounceable by human lips, I pronounce “penelope” as “future vassal of ‘ygol’ny’cgh”, I call astronomers “those who gaze long: their eyes will belong to me, and I pronounce “genre” “iji’an’chrE mU”. I do not pronounce “g__le”, it is blasphemy to my kind.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > user314 10/15/2020 at 09:20

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B) Y’all

B) develop

Ummmm B

None of those. “Joh n-ra”

A)

Kinda both and none of those. Just “gutter.”

A) what?

Never heard of that one

B)

C) Wood Mage Hand?

A)

B) No idea

C)

This was thoroughly useless

way2blu does a rev update > user314 10/15/2020 at 09:23

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“Oh, wow,” and (quietly) “Yikes,” don’t just apply to sneezes, they apply to this whole nasal expulsion of a year. 

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/15/2020 at 09:24

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Wood mage wand...not hand

Here’s the link so you can actually read it

https://xkcd.com/

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 10/15/2020 at 09:34

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Wait, you don’t beat nails into wood with your fist? 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/15/2020 at 09:40

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It’s a troll based on the “identify where you’re from by pronunciation/vocab differences” quizzes. Which is why most of them here have no right pronunciations and there are nonsense vocabulary choices.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/15/2020 at 09:40

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No, you use the back of your hand like this

Cé hé sin > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/15/2020 at 09:42

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No, I use my forehead.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 10/15/2020 at 09:44

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That looks incredibly painful. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/15/2020 at 09:45

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That makes more sense actually. I got quite confused for a second. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > user314 10/15/2020 at 09:53

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My friends are clearly idiots. Which is ok because they are mostly imaginary or have posted here.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/15/2020 at 09:54

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My diagnosis is flatulence.

UserNotFound > user314 10/15/2020 at 10:09

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Oh I’m so gonna share this on my MySpace .

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 10/15/2020 at 10:16

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You act like the people who post here aren’t imaginary until proved otherwise. Clearly I’m a figment of your imagination. 

Future next gen S2000 owner > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/15/2020 at 10:36

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Does that mean I’m a figment of the imagination of the figment of imagination of SilentButNotReallyDeadly....stuck at 40psi?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Future next gen S2000 owner 10/15/2020 at 10:43

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No, we’re equally figments of SBNRD’s imagination. Us figments gotta stick together, ya know. I might even be meeting up with some other figments sometime this year.

Because c’mon, some of us are waaay too stereotypically American/Canadian/British/whatever  to actually be real. We’re just what some Australian bloke thinks an marginally intelligent American/Canadian/Brit is like. 

kanadanmajava1 > user314 10/15/2020 at 11:23

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I have to admit that I u tt erl y hate word “ genre” . I would likely try to say it in traditional Finnish way of rally English.

GoodIdeaAtTheTime > user314 10/15/2020 at 11:34

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Sooo, I had to fill in my own answers because those are all wrong. Went with the Midwestern pattern of test taking, top to bottom, left to right.  

1. Oh no, not again

2. Alimony #2

3. TMZ

4. Damn millenials

5. Yahoo

6. Bubbler, everyone knows that!

7. Moving pict ure that slows my dial up

8. H old my beer and watch this

9. Special rally stage

10. Solar system is a myth , we all know E arth is flat

11. Chad/ Karen, I don’t misgender!

12. Taco Tuesday, well, to the kids anyways, we are doing a social experiment...

13. Step son # 3

14. Curl into a ball screaming they are back

A Boy and His Longtail > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/15/2020 at 11:39

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Ah, I see that you too are an extreme Cartesian, fellow figment of SilentButNotReallyDeadly...stuck at 40psi’s imagination 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > A Boy and His Longtail 10/15/2020 at 11:44

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Aren't we all?

facw > PatBateman 10/15/2020 at 13:35

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Do you pronounce 100 as:

One hundred

A hundred

An hundred

A hundred one

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/15/2020 at 17:39

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Everything in this thread trail  supports my original assertion in the bestest way...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 10/15/2020 at 17:44

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That’s exactly what a figment of your imagination would do. . . . . . . . . . . . . . or a bunch of internet randos intent on disconnecting you from reality. . . . hehehe. . . . . 

Jayvincent > facw 10/15/2020 at 20:17

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or a hondo, a buk, a fin, a ton, a tip...

Jayvincent > user314 10/15/2020 at 20:19

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WAIT! what do you mean Antelope or D evelop ? What about

PEN-Hello-PEE

‘cause that’s how I’ve been saying it! :{(

ttyymmnn > PatBateman 10/15/2020 at 22:07

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I got a rock.