well dodged that one

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10/14/2020 at 21:25 • Filed to: None

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OPPOsaurus #3 hasn’ t been feeling well. My wife took him to the doctors and they said he needed a COVID test. We just found out he is negative. We had no reason to suspect thats what it was but it still kind of sux having to wait 4 days for a result.

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have the best dodge ever.

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/14/2020 at 21:36

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Great moments in presidential history. W was quick on his feet. 


Kinja'd!!! facw > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/14/2020 at 21:40

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I took a rapid test, and got results in four hours (urgent care place said I should get them within two hours). Unfortunately, the rapid tests are less accurate than the regular ones (which aren’t perfect themselves). Of course it should be the case that labs don’t get paid for tests that take more than 48 hours. The tests themselves don’t take anywhere near that long, they are just agreeing to process more tests than they actually can.  


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > facw
10/14/2020 at 21:44

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being a little guy I think they may do it different for them. I think they swabbed his throat as opposed to the poke- the- brain-with-a-long-stick method.  How was yours done?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/14/2020 at 21:46

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That is great news!


Kinja'd!!! facw > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/14/2020 at 22:01

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Brain poke here. In theory I think they are supposed to just be able to do a nose swab now, but either that guidance hadn’t reached these people yet, or this was the nose swab, and the brain poke was worse before. Wasn’t a ton of fun. I wouldn’t say it hurt, but it did leave my eyes watering.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/14/2020 at 22:01

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It’s that cheerleader background boosting his agility!


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/14/2020 at 22:24

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We had Bacon bit #1 tested (twice, about two months apart). Not times it was just a throat swap, and that was challenging enough.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > facw
10/14/2020 at 22:42

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maybe the person giving your swab just liked to make people squirm


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/14/2020 at 22:57

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Best Doge

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But seriously, glad to hear #3 is negative.  Is it just the flu?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > boredalways
10/14/2020 at 23:10

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Not sure, maybe just a cold.  He does have a nasty cough but that's about it at this point