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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
10/14/2020 at 14:42 • Filed to: None

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At least on Amazon.

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A bigger question is, how does this come up when searching for DigiSpark chips...


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 14:46

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I think it’s also peeking at your cookies?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 14:49

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I always make heavy use of the Amazon reviews, especially since they started the policy of only allowing news by verified purchasers. A big caveat though:  those verified purchasers are often solicited by the company to pad reviews still. When I bought a trimmer, the maker offered me a $10 gift card to write a 5-star review. Still, Amazon review sections have steered me right more often than wrong over the years.


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 14:54

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
10/14/2020 at 14:57

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I hope that’s Celsius, cause otherwise, it’s a cadaver. 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 14:57

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This made me smile. Like, smile a lot. And laugh quite a bit. I’m kind of tempted now. This would make a great Secret Senna inclusion. 


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 15:01

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
10/14/2020 at 15:04

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Nothing suggestive in there. Or shouldn’t be, at least not on this computer. Or my Amazon searches in general.

That said, it could be getting a read on my sense of humour...


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Chariotoflove
10/14/2020 at 15:05

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I don’t pay much attention to 5-star or 1-star reviews tbh unless they’re the prevalent opinion.

But for entertainment value...


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
10/14/2020 at 15:05

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yikes


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 15:06

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Many people seem to wonder “why can’t we have b oth?” and actually follow through.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
10/14/2020 at 15:07

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I’ll be honest, I’m very close to being $ 14 poorer...


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Aremmes
10/14/2020 at 15:10

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Also, in my “People Also Bought” section:

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2

3

4

Really don’t want to know how #3 fits in. Snugly, is my guess.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 15:17

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Agreed.


Kinja'd!!! hillrat > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 15:31

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I’m currently having a terrible week because the Peter Principle is in full effect at my job. This post gave me many much needed laughs.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > hillrat
10/14/2020 at 15:43

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You’re welcome. *bows*


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
10/14/2020 at 15:55

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I sure hope that is chilli 


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 16:27

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I was looking at a sandal, and a review was "fart noises all day". I'm still not sure if that was an endorsement or not. 


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Cash Rewards
10/14/2020 at 16:40

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That’s how I would choose to read it :)


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 19:00

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I wish there was an option to sort by length of review. The ABSURDLY long 1 star reviews are by far the most informative. Usually these a dissertation about how the product wronged the person and ruined their grand ch ildren’s future and all sorts of other maladies. But in general anyone that takes the time to type up a paragraph was really moved, regardless of whether its positive or negative.

I also would like it if amazon had a sort by number of reviews as well. “Most popular” is completely useless. But often I would choose one item over another seemingly identical one (both some random chinese brand probably) based solely on which has more reviews. Usually I just want to weed out ALL of the products that have 1-2 reviews making the average skewed too much. Sort by avg review is useless generally because of that problem. 


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/14/2020 at 20:50

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And that’s not even i n the top 10 weirdest things people have stuffed up their buttholes.