To the artists in the room

"CB" (jrcb) 10/13/2020 at 21:34 • Filed to: shitpost

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Some day I’ll have the balls to publish something decent, or at least have the feigned confidence to publish trash.

Thomas Donohue > CB 10/13/2020 at 21:47

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Ditto. We can graduate from shit-posting to shit-PUBLISHING!

BTW, 42 people reviewed that book???

CB > Thomas Donohue 10/13/2020 at 21:49

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This whole pandemic has lead to a lot of really bored people.

Captain of the Enterprise > CB 10/13/2020 at 21:53

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It’s how I ended up building an island community in animal crossing lol

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Thomas Donohue 10/13/2020 at 21:57

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Well, I see one reason to do it, and motherfucking zero reasons not to.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > CB 10/13/2020 at 21:59

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“steaming viral erotica”

Yeah no thanks.

CB > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 10/13/2020 at 22:00

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I’m pretty sure steaming viral erotica is herpes. Or the clap.

A Boy and His Longtail > Thomas Donohue 10/13/2020 at 22:01

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Oppo Publishing, Inc.

Kiltedpadre > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:02

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The story that’ll take your breath away.

sony1492 > A Boy and His Longtail 10/13/2020 at 22:05

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Oppo would work in a magazine format, imagine the last 3 pages with NPorCP posts at incredibly small font

Poor_Sh > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:08

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PubliSHITElock?

CB > sony1492 10/13/2020 at 22:08

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A quarterly Oppo magazine would be awesome as a PDF.

sony1492 > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:09

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With proper formatting, Yes

A Boy and His Longtail > sony1492 10/13/2020 at 22:12

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What are we thinking for the NPOCP font? 4, maybe 5? 6 point font is pushing it

ttyymmnn > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:12

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It’s up to 2.5 stars....

CB > sony1492 10/13/2020 at 22:12

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Formatted by Kinja is not an option?

ttyymmnn > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:14

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Is this the sequel to Courting the Coronavirus ?

CB > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 22:16

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Sweet Joseph and Mary there’s more than one?!

I shouldn’t even be surprised.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:17

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Yes. But it is part of a $3,000 bundle and no-one has a definitive description of what it actually does...

ttyymmnn > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:18

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An excerpt:

Click to, er, enlarge.

sony1492 > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:18

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sony1492 > A Boy and His Longtail 10/13/2020 at 22:20

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I want the images to be Bare ly legible

CB > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 22:21

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I am both revolted and intrigued. I can only assume a dude wrote that.

pip bip - choose Corrour > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:21

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I’d buy that for a dollar 

CB > pip bip - choose Corrour 10/13/2020 at 22:22

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I think you’d overpay.

ttyymmnn > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:22

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You are probably right.

Dear Penthouse Forum;

I never thought it would happen to me, but.....

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > sony1492 10/13/2020 at 22:30

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Imagine that! We might actually get a real salary! Of course the monthly subscription would be more than our commission and we wouldn’t get any benefits but still!

Stef Schrader > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:43

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I’m not interested unless c oronavirus pounds someone in the butt: https://news.avclub.com/chuck-tingle-is-giving-away-his-covid-themed-butt-pound-1845278466

flatisflat > ttyymmnn 10/13/2020 at 22:50

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Different author: total fan fic.

Brickman > CB 10/13/2020 at 22:51

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I knew this would happen. In 6 months or maybe even less there will be movies.

Coronanado!

The Virus From Far East!

The Mask 3

Planet of the Bats

The Last Roll

Have Mask Will Travel

COVID Harry

The Shutdown

... and many more

Cash Rewards > Stef Schrader 10/13/2020 at 23:03

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Chuck Tingle! His existence to troll idiots protesting the hugo/nebula awards is a thing of beauty

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Brickman 10/13/2020 at 23:35

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One Flew Over the Respirator

It’s a Wonderful Quarantine

The Purge (no qualifiers needed)

2020 (like 2012)

Smothered by Socialists (because mask wearing)

Quarantine Impossible

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > pip bip - choose Corrour 10/13/2020 at 23:58

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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > ttyymmnn 10/14/2020 at 00:00

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And the movie re-boot, “Making Out With The Coronavirus” .

Sponsored by Bristol-Myers-Squibb

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > ttyymmnn 10/14/2020 at 00:01

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... I was a student at a small, midwestern university...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 10/14/2020 at 00:15

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Have you read about the president's rallies? They're reminiscent of Jonestown.

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/14/2020 at 00:29

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I am going out of my way to avoid watching the news these days. But it is definitely a cult. 

Jim Spanfeller > CB 10/14/2020 at 01:13

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I mean... that’s one way to spend quarantine, I guess....

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 10/14/2020 at 10:25

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He’s sounding like Jim Jones in the final days at Jonestown. Really creepy.

Taylor Martin > CB 10/14/2020 at 13:48

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I’ve been given new hope for my aspiring career as a writer...

That looks vile, honestly, but would make a great gag gift...