"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/12/2020 at 21:34 • Filed to: Immigration
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"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
10/12/2020 at 21:34 • Filed to: Immigration | 5
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On this day in 1492, Columbus landed in the New World. Happy Columbus Day!
wafflesnfalafel
> Chariotoflove
10/12/2020 at 22:01 |
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clearly must have stopped and picked up the pirate penguin in Antarctica on the way there
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Chariotoflove
> wafflesnfalafel
10/12/2020 at 22:33 |
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I mean, mutiny happens a lot on the high seas. There’s nothing to say for sure that Columbus was in charge when he finally landed.
Brickman
> Chariotoflove
10/12/2020 at 23:08 |
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He’s 500 years late. The Nordic Coca Cola Polar Bear was there 1st :P
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Chariotoflove
10/12/2020 at 23:32 |
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Imperialist scum! You’re forgetting how the whales (background, right) subdued the interior of the Americas long before the vikings came to fade into obscurity and let the continent get taken over by some bumbling Spanish!
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Chariotoflove
> Brickman
10/12/2020 at 23:39 |
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Fake news. The real discovery was sponsored by Pepsi.
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Chariotoflove
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
10/12/2020 at 23:41 |
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Are you trying to say Latin immigrants ruined everything?
*starts backing away from Who is the Leader*
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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Chariotoflove
10/12/2020 at 23:58 |
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No, this continent was going downhill under whale rule but they sure didn't help matters. Smallpox is the real party pooper.
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Chariotoflove
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
10/13/2020 at 00:07 |
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For real. The natives had no idea that the real way the Europeans were screwing them was with disease.
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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Chariotoflove
10/13/2020 at 00:10 |
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Never would have happened under the whales. They may not have been very good at ruling but public health and safety was better than it has ever been since.
500 years later we outsourced our disease production to China like everything else.
Maxima Speed
> Chariotoflove
10/13/2020 at 06:48 |
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Heresy!