How to protect yourself from COVID-19

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
10/02/2020 at 07:47 • Filed to: None

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Step 1: Go to law school
Step 2: Learn karate
Step 3 : Wear a mask


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > haveacarortwoorthree2
10/02/2020 at 07:50

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Step 4: B ecome POTUS.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > haveacarortwoorthree2
10/02/2020 at 07:58

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Step 5: move to North Korea


Kinja'd!!! A Boy and His Longtail > haveacarortwoorthree2
10/02/2020 at 08:06

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Quick question: how far away from a 5G tower do I have to be to stop feeling the effects of ‘Rona?


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > A Boy and His Longtail
10/02/2020 at 08:28

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Actually, if your put your phone in the microwave on high power for 23 seconds, the phone will repel the negative effects of 5G while still allowing all the functionality. 


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > haveacarortwoorthree2
10/02/2020 at 09:25

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1. stay away from other people

2. wear a mask when you can’t

3. sanitize touch points and hands regularly

4 . stay home if you suspect you were exposed

It’s just... not that hard


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
10/02/2020 at 12:53

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Sorry, you seem to have mistaken this for a serious post.