yay time to go see the quack...err doc

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01/23/2020 at 00:44 • Filed to: None

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dis fun.. sposed to go to work in about 10 minutes but instead i get to sit on me arse for another hour to go have 2 appointments with the quacks in a row...

soooo... if the first round of waiting with the other corpses doesnt get me the second probably will.... wonder if itll be flu or something a little more exotic

anyhoo... ive had a permanent headcold for about 4 years now, and lately ive been getting random chest pains...occasional lung pains too (20 some years of smoking will do that) oh and i havent slept for more than about an hour or 2 interupted for about a month (a lot longer than that really but i’d been hiding it by knocking meself out with beer...mmm sweet oblivion)

anyhoo my moods are getting pretty eratic...

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figured maybe its time to get some medication...or some shit

if this is my last post ive probably gone to jail for murdering a doctor who told me to stop smoking and come back in a few weeks to see how i feel


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Kinja'd!!! facw > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 01:12

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told me to stop smoking and come back in a few weeks to see how i feel 

I imagine you’d feel like shit, but it would probably still be a good call long term.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 01:17

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Good luck, I hope it’s something that can be rectified easily enough and you can get back to some sense of normality again. 


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > facw
01/23/2020 at 01:17

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tbh... thats what they always tell me instead of doing something helpfull

thats why i dont go to doctors... i seem to end up with the least helpful bunch of fuckers to ever doctor

i’ll quit when i decide to want to thank you very much..till then its your job to keep me semi functional you overpaid quack...dont just fuckin nag me and tell me to come back in a few weeks coz i wont...ill just find something that works meself

but we’ll see what happens today...i just need something for the sleep thing...im not so worried about the rest


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 01:21

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Sounds almost like atypical pneumonia (also known as “walking pneumonia”) , but I’m no doctor. I battled it my freshman year of college, and it got pretty bad, mostly because I did nothing about it.

Good luck, hope you feel better soon and get some rest !


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend
01/23/2020 at 01:36

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cheers mate :)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SmugAardvark
01/23/2020 at 01:37

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cheers mate..guess ill find out shortly :)


Kinja'd!!! facw > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 01:38

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I only say so because I care...

In any event, I totally understand wanting to address one thing at a time, which means getting treated for whatever you’ve got before you think about major lifestyle changes.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > facw
01/23/2020 at 01:44

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sorry rant was aimed at the docs not you..lol

tbh i already quit drinking (tho i reserve the option to drink if im in a pub...wich is not very often unless im holiday)

i think if i pile smoking on top of that ill just fail at both when i run into a sufficiently shitty day


Kinja'd!!! Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 02:00

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I’ve just noticed the ‘ooga chaka’.

When ever I see or hear it I can’t help but think of Ally McBeal when she kept having the dream of a dancing baby.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend
01/23/2020 at 02:19

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Lol didn’t know about the dancing baby

But yup that's the song


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 02:19

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Stay healthy man


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gettingoldercarguy
01/23/2020 at 02:22

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Heres to hoping


Kinja'd!!! Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 02:36

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Yep, once you see the dancing baby, you can’t not see the dancing baby.

She’d be in bed, wake up and see the dancing baby, then it became a more common thing.

And these two would hea r Barry White.

It was a law firm that had a bar down stairs.

Oh shit, this is the crap my brain has given space to.

What the hell, when I was 12 I got an electric razor for my birthday, I was reading hieroglyphics at 10 and made a snow sphinx while the other kids made snowmen. Why should this be any stranger.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 02:42

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If it helps and you were in Oz, I could introduce you to my old man. He’ll be 85 this year (if he makes it). He smoked and drank from the age of 15. His lungs failed him 15 years ago during a bout of the cold and he quit smoking but he’s been diminish ing as a result of chronic emphysema ever since. His quality of life is not great.

This might sound unnecessarily harsh but I think d octors treat you as have experienced largely because they believe that unless you give the ciggies the flick...you are pretty much wasting their time. And unfortunately, the evidence is on their side.


Kinja'd!!! facw > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
01/23/2020 at 03:15

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My step-grandfather had emphysema, and was on an oxygen tank much of the time, and had to use a mobility scooter to get around. As a young kid, both of those things seemed pretty awesome, but looking back it was clearly a horrible way to live, and he didn’t live much longer.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
01/23/2020 at 03:34

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eh i understand their point...its just not very helpfull... anyhoo.. booze first..then ill worry about smoking


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > facw
01/23/2020 at 03:36

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welp..they actually gave me pills for a change.. temazepam.. 1 before bed for a week then 1 every other night for a week then come back in for a check up

hope that stuff works


Kinja'd!!! facw > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 03:55

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Hope they help. And yeah, good that you’ve stopped drinking, benzos don’t always mix so well.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 04:22

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If you can't breathe...it's bloody difficult to drink.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
01/23/2020 at 06:02

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Worry about that when I get there mate but cheers


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 06:48

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Gadamn dude. You need to get some sleep, or none of the other stuff will matter.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > shop-teacher
01/23/2020 at 08:23

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Hopefully the little pills they gave me work

Wierd that 10mg of anything does anything

Wait and see I guess I'm not dumb enough to fuck around with the dosage of sleeping pills lol


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/23/2020 at 09:42

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Take care of yourself, you only got this one chance to listen to heavy metal.