Made A Drink, I Dub It “Death”

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/20/2020 at 18:52 • Filed to: None

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Black strap rum, a splash of scotch, a dash of  angostura bitters, and a dab of cherry. It was a rough Monday and the only proper way to end it is Death.

Poor_Sh > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2020 at 19:03

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I made a drink a few years ago I call it We Have To Talk.

Ingredient 1) Girlfriend or wife says, “We have to talk.

Ingredient 2) Buy a bottle of whiskey.

Ingredient 3) Drink the bottle of whiskey. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Poor_Sh 01/20/2020 at 19:13

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My, “We Have To Talk,” is entirely different:

1. Buy alcohol

2. Skip dinner, that shit has mushrooms on it and that fucking horrible.

3. Drink the alcohol for dinner 

smobgirl > Poor_Sh 01/20/2020 at 19:43

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I had to explain to a college boyfriend that the phrase “we need to talk” was not appropriate for a simple request to buy more toothpaste on the way home from work. Least productive 5 hours of my career.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2020 at 19:44

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In the barracks we had a shot called The Navy SEAL. It was basically 3 oz. of the 3 strongest and/or worst liquors you have on hand. Traditionally its 1oz Jager, 1oz Tequila, 1oz 151 Rum. 

f86sabre > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2020 at 19:56

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Made Long Island ice teas last night for friends last  night. First time I’ve made them. Basically, all the booze food groups with a bit of cola for color. 

Poor_Sh > smobgirl 01/20/2020 at 20:08

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Lol jesus

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2020 at 21:08

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Big n ews for you and the rest of the upper midwest swing states:

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 01/20/2020 at 21:11

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-Upper Midwest Swing States

-Kentucky

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2020 at 21:12

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Never too late to move and knock it down to a misdemeanor!

ranwhenparked > For Sweden 01/20/2020 at 21:26

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Well, he’s got something in common with LBJ, then. Except, he didn’t consider it a misdemeanor , either.

M.T. Blake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2020 at 22:24

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Call it a chicken on a raft. Because I just found this and I’m still buzzing with excitement. I hadn’t found the end of the internet years ago like I’d thought!!!

glemon > f86sabre 01/21/2020 at 09:09

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Yet if made right it still tastes somewhat like tea-I used to have the perfect recipe-ptobably just as well that I don't anymore.

f86sabre > glemon 01/21/2020 at 12:15

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They were super smooth and tasted like tea. My wife was surprised that there was no tea in it.