Rent a dog

"XJDano" (xjdano) 01/14/2020 at 19:05 • Filed to: Doggo

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Or actually, volunteer to dog sit Luca  while neighbor dude goes on vacation to California. I figured it’d be a fair trade for the beer and booze he drops off.

Stick to doggo

And that’s our German Shepard mix he has in a headlock. They get along great. The Miniature   dachshund, not so much. And the cat holds her ground.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 19:08

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That's no dog, that's a horse!

lone_liberal > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 19:09

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My Great Dane used to love to play with my sister’s mini-Schnauzer, but when he got tired of it he would take that big paw and pin him down kind of like squishing a bug. Damn, I miss that dog.

Chariotoflove > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 19:11

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Good trade.

facw > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 19:13

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Big doggo!

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 19:14

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That’s a big ole fella! I bet your house is very energetic with all those critters around right now, haha!

XJDano > lone_liberal 01/14/2020 at 19:17

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My wife tells me that her mom’s or aunt’s Great Dane sat on the Papillon  and killed it after it had enough playing.

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 19:17

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the first thing i thought of

XJDano > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 01/14/2020 at 19:21

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I did notice the resemblance to this ad as soon as I posted it. He is sorta clumsy with his size. 

lone_liberal > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 19:21

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A Dane would be just dumb enough to do that. 

XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2020 at 19:26

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The shits he makes seems as much. 

XJDano > Chariotoflove 01/14/2020 at 19:27

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Enough to make us realize Delta is a big enough dog for us. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 19:30

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I don't even want to imagine. My dog weighs 50 lbs and regularly leave prizes I call "two-baggers." Therefore the great dane must leave "kitchen trash bags"

Chariotoflove > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 19:36

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The bigger the jowls, the larger your towel.  That’s what I’ve learned from big dogs.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/14/2020 at 19:59

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Can confirm; size of doggo correlates to the size of things they leave behind.  The German Shepard's and the lab/pitbull mix's correlate to their respective sizes.

shop-teacher > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 21:20

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An, those are som e loooooong legs!

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > XJDano 01/14/2020 at 22:21

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Danes are awesome

XJDano > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 01/14/2020 at 22:53

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He was very fun. If I had some property, and he shit in the woods, I might have one. He got picked up tonight, and my son said he “ Was A little heartbroken”

Luca is about 1.5 and did really well with my kids and the other neighbor kids my wife was watching.