Bruh

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 01/06/2020 at 17:36 • Filed to: None

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CB > Dusty Ventures 01/06/2020 at 17:41

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Interesting choice on which window he went for.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dusty Ventures 01/06/2020 at 17:44

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Florida Man strikes again!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CB 01/06/2020 at 17:44

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Smallest piece of glass you can get to a door handle from.

WilliamsSW > Dusty Ventures 01/06/2020 at 17:44

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Bro it’s a Nissan Trashcan.  Just throw it away. 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > CB 01/06/2020 at 17:46

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Honestly that window makes the most sense I think

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dusty Ventures 01/06/2020 at 17:47

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If only there was a service I could call to open the car! Some kind of magical truck full of car related service tools to assist motorists in need.

Oh well. Guess it’s time to break the window.

AestheticsInMotion > Dusty Ventures 01/06/2020 at 17:48

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“who can fix this”

It's 2020 and people still don't understand how to Google something 

MonkeePuzzle > Dusty Ventures 01/06/2020 at 17:50

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have him called me, I can fix it CHEAP

Aremmes > WilliamsSW 01/06/2020 at 17:52

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He had to get his phone out before throwing the trashcan away, though.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Dusty Ventures 01/06/2020 at 17:52

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Lol I live right outside Haines City in Poinciana, only fitting that it happened by a guy who's from around these parts.

For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/06/2020 at 17:53

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Maybe we could make an association for this purpose

WilliamsSW > Aremmes 01/06/2020 at 17:54

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Well yeah, you always try to salvage anything of value first. Looks like he already did that. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden 01/06/2020 at 17:57

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Some sort of Auto Association? For Americans?

It would never work.

For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/06/2020 at 17:58

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I would rather break into my own car than invite Americans

HammerheadFistpunch > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/06/2020 at 17:58

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way cheaper to replace

Urambo Tauro > HammerheadFistpunch 01/06/2020 at 18:02

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Is it really cheaper? I thought that when it comes to breaking windows, “smaller = cheaper” was a big misconception, and that you were better off breaking one of the more commonly- serviced open able windows.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Urambo Tauro 01/06/2020 at 18:05

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I recall hearing that same thing. I thought the driver's side main window would generally be the cheapest.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Dusty Ventures 01/06/2020 at 18:05

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How does one lock their keys in a modern car? My 1984 Saab won’t let me lock the keys in the car.

HammerheadFistpunch > Urambo Tauro 01/06/2020 at 18:12

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Thats what I mean, that it would be cheaper to replace the bigger serviceable window. I realize now that is in no way clear.

DutchieDC2R > AestheticsInMotion 01/06/2020 at 18:13

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Some people think facebook = google.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > DutchieDC2R 01/06/2020 at 18:20

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An alarming amount of people think/feel that Facebook=internet

Urambo Tauro > HammerheadFistpunch 01/06/2020 at 18:24

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Well to be fair, I just checked local salvage yard prices and quarter windows for my car are actually pretty affordable. Some yards are even pricing them comparably to door glass. ¯\_()_/¯ Then again, maybe a Mustang is too popular of a car to be a good example of how price y quarter windows can be ...

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > For Sweden 01/06/2020 at 18:25

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Dusty Ventures > AestheticsInMotion 01/06/2020 at 18:31

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I suspect he meant “who can fix this on the DL so the rental agency never finds out

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MonkeePuzzle 01/06/2020 at 18:47

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Doritos, nice

CompactLuxuryFan > Urambo Tauro 01/06/2020 at 19:03

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I’m thinking the difference is probably how non-rollable windows are attached to the car. Just priced out a Safelite replacement for the regular rear door window, the little “vent” window this guy broke, as well as the actual rear quarter window for my X3. Both the rear quarter and vent ones are $550 while the regular one that rolls down is $450. Unfortunately, the little quarter one is also SF thieves’ window of choice to break, probably because it makes a smaller mess. Having the entire big rear window smashed (even on sedans!) is pretty common, too, though. Fuck people who smash windows!!!!

fintail > Dusty Ventures 01/06/2020 at 19:20

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Just turn it in as-is, maybe they won’t notice.

WilliamsSW > Dusty Ventures 01/06/2020 at 20:28

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You misspelled “ wife” 

WilliamsSW > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 01/06/2020 at 20:29

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It’s not a modern car, it’s a Nissan Versa. 

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/06/2020 at 20:48

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You say this but that requires waiting. Whereas breaking the window is immediate. I have done this with a previous apartment, broke the door instead of calling a locksmith to get me in. Fixed it afterwards which took many hours of labor though lol. 

fhrblig > MonkeePuzzle 01/06/2020 at 21:18

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GrimmSMILES > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 01/09/2020 at 20:36

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With... His phone? In the locked car? I mean, yeah, breaking a window is far from my first choice.. but how?