*Mini Laughs demonically*

"sony1492" (sony1492) 09/27/2019 at 22:00 • Filed to: None

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Llllloooks like the waterpumps leaking, guess I’ll just toss that on the list.

For a moment there was hope that I could save some money, not buy any cars and just drive the mini while its valve stem seals smoked out the world. That dream dies today.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > sony1492 09/27/2019 at 22:14

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Aaaand that’s why I’m afraid of bing a Mini 

sony1492 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/27/2019 at 22:17

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First gens seem to be doing okay.

An d since kinja wont let me edit the post, I’ll ad this here:

There is irony to the fact that I spotted this after coming back from a bicycle ride with thoughts of getting a motorcycle license.(bought the bike months back to hone in my balance before taking any classes)

The Snowman > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/27/2019 at 22:24

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Bing is inferior to Google. Also I got to the point where I was always in fear of maintenance on our Cooper S. Sold it about 60k miles when it started to get needy. What other car melts it’s own  taillight housings?

sony1492 > The Snowman 09/27/2019 at 22:31

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Ferraris, at this point that's its name because it’s so needy and could grenade itself at a moment’s notice

DipodomysDeserti > sony1492 09/27/2019 at 23:17

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Does it laugh in German or English?

sony1492 > DipodomysDeserti 09/27/2019 at 23:57

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French

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_engine

facw > DipodomysDeserti 09/28/2019 at 00:34

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I think some are built in T he Netherlands, so maybe it laughs in Dutch, but also understand you cursing at it in English without any trouble?

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > sony1492 09/28/2019 at 07:06

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Welp.... that engine is amazing at being unreliable

sony1492 > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/28/2019 at 07:35

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A shining example really 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > sony1492 09/28/2019 at 08:09

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To go from the 1st gen to the 2nd and have all these issues...couldnt have planned it better.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > sony1492 09/28/2019 at 10:25

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Yet the Citroens and Peugeots this engine is used in don’t seem to be nearly as bad as the Minis.

The Snowman > sony1492 09/28/2019 at 13:05

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Fair point but the mini melts ONLY the tail light housing.

sony1492 > The Snowman 09/28/2019 at 14:08

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The mini might take that as a dare

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > sony1492 09/28/2019 at 17:19

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If it doesn’t leak anything, it is probably out of fluids.

sony1492 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 09/28/2019 at 18:30

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British wisdom