Time for a new shed

"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards) 09/27/2019 at 13:32 • Filed to: None

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This is my shed. It kinda sucks.

It was in rough shape before the flood, and the flood did it no favors.

But this? Time to go. There’s a gallon of gas in there for the lawnmower. Should burn real nice. Should I get more, just to be safe?

Kill with fire

Cash Rewards > Cash Rewards 09/27/2019 at 13:39

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Update: I went in to get something, and when I came out it was gone. It's fucking on my back, isn't it? Goddamn it. Just kill me

jminer > Cash Rewards 09/27/2019 at 13:43

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It’s actually in your hair

jimz > Cash Rewards 09/27/2019 at 13:44

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when I saw the title, I thought “I bet there was a spider in it.”  Then I started reading and thought “oh, maybe he’s serious.” Then “Oh, there’s the spider!”

Cash Rewards > jminer 09/27/2019 at 13:45

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Id like to say I didn't  compulsively run my hand through my hair, but I did

Tripper > Cash Rewards 09/27/2019 at 13:46

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I made it a personal challenge not to be scared of or kill spiders anymore. After a year or three I think I’m there. A few weeks ago there was a big MFer next to the trash cans as I took them out. Then I watched him just cruise into my basement as the door swung shut.

I thought oh no mother fucker, you’re too big for me to let you be in my house (I will let small ones be). I found him caught his ugly ass with a cup, then I took him outside and was like “be free bro”. Hopefully the chickens eat him.

Cash Rewards > Tripper 09/27/2019 at 13:48

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My wife keeps them around. They do take care of bugs, I'll admit. I’d like to say that’s why I don’t kill them, but it’s not. It’s like in Usual Suspects. “How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?”

Cash Rewards > jimz 09/27/2019 at 13:49

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We are serious, and if I didn't have a thousand things to do I'd demo the thing and get building. But this is too much.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Cash Rewards 09/27/2019 at 13:53

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Had a really pretty orb Weaver make her webs in front of my floodlight. Kept the moths out. But she kept making her webs bigger and bigger and finally was impeding my ability to leave the house without destroying her web. Came home one day and she had webbed over the back door and was just chilling in the middle. As if to challenge me f or the house.

I left the smear she made on the door. As a warning.

jminer > Cash Rewards 09/27/2019 at 14:36

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I do exactly the same thing when I run into a bug and I have long hair!

Saracen > Cash Rewards 09/27/2019 at 14:40

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Restore it and get another one. So we can call you “Two Sheds”.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Cash Rewards 09/27/2019 at 15:11

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If you lived near Portland I know where you could pick up a free 5x8' shed. As long as you can haul it away.

Cash Rewards > Saracen 09/27/2019 at 15:55

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Did interstate change his name? Or is he gonna come looking for me?

Cash Rewards > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/27/2019 at 15:56

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Sure, all the way back to Virginia

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Cash Rewards 09/27/2019 at 17:01

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I just got here from Virginia, I’m not going back there!

Cash Rewards > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 09/27/2019 at 17:52

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What , you don’t like summer extending deep into September?

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Cash Rewards 09/27/2019 at 18:45

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The general method for roads around my area seemed intended to punish drivers. The one good driving road I knew of near me had these wonderful sweeping S turns, they were bypassing them entirely. And the rust, the rust I tell you! I’m happy here in the OTHER Washington!