Quick--somebody get Wilford Brimley on the phone

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 09/24/2019 at 14:26 • Filed to: None

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KFC introduces the fried chicken and donut sandwich . Your move, Popeye’s. 

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user314 > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 14:33

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Ok, I get chicken and waffles. This though? I can only imagine what leads someone to contemplate “donut fried chicken sandwich”.

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 14:33

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Chicken with biscuit on the side: I sleep

Chicken touching high-fat baked good: DEFCON 1

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 14:33

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > user314 09/24/2019 at 14:34

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I HAVE A HUNGER THAT SPEAKS OF DONUT AND CHICKEN

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 14:34

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He eats people with Diabeetus...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 09/24/2019 at 14:35

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Add a little bit of sugar and cooking oil instead of starch and butter, and everybody loses their minds...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 14:37

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You can also get diabeetus advice from magical horses:

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 14:40

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Looking at this image raised my ldl’s

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2019 at 14:42

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Those are the bad ones, right? I can never remember.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 14:44

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It’s the next logical evolution from chicken and waffles.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem 09/24/2019 at 14:52

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I’m sorry to hea r that... here is a Caramel Ribbon Crunch Creme Frappuccino to help you feel better...

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 15:01

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Yeah. High ldl levels leads to more build up in the ar teries,

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 15:01

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I was listening to a Jim Gaffigan bit he did several years back where he joked about a fast food burger on donuts. It was supposed to be so outrageous as to make you laugh, and it did.

Funny how life imitates art.

CalzoneGolem > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 09/24/2019 at 15:02

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Ugh! *dies*

fhrblig > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 15:05

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I like donuts and I like chicken. You know what I’ve never said, though?

“You know what this chicken needs? A DONUT”

ttyymmnn > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 09/24/2019 at 15:05

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“blended beverage”

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/24/2019 at 15:07

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Evolution  Advancement

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 09/24/2019 at 15:14

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...a nd raise your LDLs to maximum.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 15:15

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Portland does a burger week every year. Participating restaurants serve a special burger at a great price. Like a how-are-they-making-money-price. One place did something like this a couple years ago. Went to try it but they sold out before we got there. It was beef and maybe egg on a donut. There was more to it, probably maple  syrup. $2 for a heart attack anyone?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 15:18

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I want one, but I also want them to halve their donuts, because this is excessive.

ranwhenparked > Chariotoflove 09/24/2019 at 15:45

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My God, does this mean KFC is going to replace their Famous Bowls with Patton Oswalt's chicken and gravy IV bag?

Chariotoflove > ranwhenparked 09/24/2019 at 15:56

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We can only hope.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 09/24/2019 at 17:14

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I’m thinking it’ll raise the LDLs not just to maximum, but to maximum overdrive!!!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 17:17

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“Yeah... this thing we created, it started out as coffee, but with all the shit we put in it, we just don’t know what the fuck it is anymore.  It’s still mostly liquid though.  So we think it still qualifies as a beverage.”

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 09/24/2019 at 18:46

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This isn’t really a thing, is it?

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 09/24/2019 at 21:12

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Sadly, it is.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 09/24/2019 at 21:44

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I dunno. I think they’re late to the party. Last summer, I went to whatever diamond is in DFW to see the Rangers play. Pretty much this exact thing was being served by one of the park vendors.

The next natural question is, “Did you actually try it, Shour?”

Of course I did. It was amazing. And I will probably never eat it again. I don’t care how good it is, or how terrible your diet might be - this is NOT everyday food for anyone. Well, maybe if you’re both insanely rich and unbelievably eccentric. You know, Elvis and his deep fried PB-banana sandwiches and all... 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 09/24/2019 at 22:45

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Well, maybe if you’re both insanely rich and unbelievably eccentric.

And or obese...