So I drastically changed my diet...

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09/23/2019 at 10:01 • Filed to: None

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I came back from Miami back in July and decided to basically cut out meats (outside of fish) from my diet; i also cut out alcohol.

Yesterday was the first time I ate chicken in basically two months and my body is straight up not having a good time. Someone send help as I’m not able to leave my job for another 2 hours.

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Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/23/2019 at 10:11

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I thought you changed the diet for this Mustang. If it resulted in weight loss, it would turn into a Miata.  If it resulted in gain, it would turn into a Challenger...


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
09/23/2019 at 10:14

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A Stang losing weight drops it to a Si first


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/23/2019 at 10:16

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in what way is your body not having a good time?


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/23/2019 at 10:19

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Grilled chicken or fried chicken?

I’m finally trying to at least eat with the understanding that I have food intolerances (dairy, beer, others) and to avoid this stuff as much as possible. So yeah, having a delicious beef bahn-mi after not having any beef (short of a hamburger) for a while meant paying the price...


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/23/2019 at 10:47

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Im always super leety about any diet that completely cuts out a food.  I hear horror stories of gluten tolerant people who suddenly aren’t anymore by trying gluten free, or the same with dairy.  


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/23/2019 at 11:03

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Cant shit at the office?  


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Milky
09/23/2019 at 11:50

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Oh i could but my office is a gym...and its a continually used mens locker room


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jimz
09/23/2019 at 11:51

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Lower bowel movements


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/23/2019 at 11:51

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Good old home fried chicken wings


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/23/2019 at 11:55

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That’ll do it. Breaded?

I love chicken wings (preferably naked, crispy on the outside, tender on the inside, with some interesting spicy/sweet sauce that makes my nose run, but doesn’t quite make me cry).

flats > drum ettes


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/23/2019 at 12:11

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any serious lower ab cramping?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jimz
09/23/2019 at 14:58

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None, thankfully


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/23/2019 at 14:58

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Not breaded


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/23/2019 at 15:08

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Good. Probably would’ve messed you up even more if they had been!


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/23/2019 at 15:19

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ah. I too have experienced the rumblings from too quick a dietary change, but since you mentioned it was chicken I was just checking.  Lower GI issues along with painful cramping can be a sign of salmonellosis, either from undercooked chicken or cross-contamination.  I had a bout with that a few years ago.  not fun. 


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/23/2019 at 20:01

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Negative. Si is FWD, MX-5 is RWD.