singapore (the race)

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 09/22/2019 at 07:45 • Filed to: None

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gooooo charlie!!!

heres to hoping seb is back on form and not planning to do anything silly.... hammy wont make it easy (dudes irritatingly consistant) and max cant be ignored either....this should be good

guess i’ll kick back and enjoy the show..maybe watch kimi quietly drive in to the points again

stroll to wall it and cause a safety car

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 07:49

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P1 - Lec

P2 - Ham

P3 - Bot

P4 - Ver

P5 - Alb

P6 - Vet

dnf - Russell (wall)

dnf - Ricciardo (engine)

smobgirl > pip bip - choose Corrour 09/22/2019 at 07:54

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Nooooo don’t curse Daniel like that!

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 07:54

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At the pub but there’s only about 15 of us here so far. The coffee tastes like sewage too. 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 07:55

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 07:55

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incoming MB 1-2

pip bip - choose Corrour > smobgirl 09/22/2019 at 07:56

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sorry

:D

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/22/2019 at 08:03

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hahahahhahhahaha *dies*

oh that nice

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/22/2019 at 08:03

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ah fuck i hope not

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 09/22/2019 at 08:04

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just add whiskey and whipped cream to the coffee

it helps :)

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:08

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Not a bad idea, another 53 minutes until they can legally serve alcohol here though!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 09/22/2019 at 08:09

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welp... one way or another i guess the race will get better from the midpoint :p

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:09

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I guessed HAM LEC VER for podium. 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/22/2019 at 08:10

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Wait what?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 09/22/2019 at 08:11

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im going with lec ver and sainz

wouldnt that be fun

smobgirl > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/22/2019 at 08:14

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It’s 6:13 am. Can’t serve alcohol until 7.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:14

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geez the Ferrari is fast

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:17

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RIP Sainz

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 09/22/2019 at 08:17

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well shit...i guess sainz aint happening

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:17

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RIP Sainz 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:19

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hammy and charlie seem to be in a different league from the rest at mo

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:19

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that’s the norm for most race weekends

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > smobgirl 09/22/2019 at 08:19

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I did not know that...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:21

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and grosjean screwed the pooch...he’ll probably get a penalty for that one

InFierority Complex > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/22/2019 at 08:22

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Alcohol can't be sold at restaurants/bars from 2am-7am in Colorado, I think.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:23

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what’s so special about Horner that we have to hear from him every race?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/22/2019 at 08:27

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i dont know... ive got a dutch feed....i rarely ever hear horner

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:28

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i thought charlie was gonna runaway with it...with hammy in tow

looks like the other four have other plans

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/22/2019 at 08:29

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I think he is the only guy willing to talk with Sky during the race.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:29

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lucky

Chuckles > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:29

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My plan was to record this race and then watch it when I woke up, but my dog had other ideas. She insisted that I woke up about 15 minutes before the race start, so I guess I'll watch it live. 

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:30

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I like how I woke up to watch this calm Sunday drive

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chuckles 09/22/2019 at 08:31

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heres to hoping its a good one

Chuckles > smobgirl 09/22/2019 at 08:32

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Is this a pub specifically for race fans? Or are there people who just go there to drink that early in the morning?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/22/2019 at 08:32

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*summoning chaos*

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:32

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Kyvat is already driving tho

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:34

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Go RIC!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/22/2019 at 08:34

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kvyats turned into a good boy tho... im banking on grosjean or stroll

smobgirl > Chuckles 09/22/2019 at 08:34

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So they usually open up for us to watch F1 (and I think for early soccer games too). But once it’s open random people off the street sometimes wander in to join us.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:37

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for now...for now

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:39

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lap 15, hammer time?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:41

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dutch commentary : the laptimes are 13 seconds slower than qualifying...this is because the cars are full of fuel

no shit? who knew?

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:44

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Lec going a bit faster now...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/22/2019 at 08:46

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looks like charlie is better on the tires

also sorry i took forever to reply... kinja is being a real bitch and just flipping me back to the top off the page when i try to reply often as not

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:49

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oh look the merc crew pulled a dummy again

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:50

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hammer time

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:51

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did Ferrari just shoot themselves

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/22/2019 at 08:52

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maybe......i hope they dont take eachother off

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:54

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MB: fake the undercut

MB: keep hammy out there

MB: Hammy pits and falls behind the Ferrai’s

MB: ...

MB: shit

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/22/2019 at 08:56

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that was a new one tho... im used to the dummys... thats the first time ive heard hammy suggest it and not do it

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 08:59

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im so confused as to what the fuck MB is doing

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:00

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This is becoming a great strategic race now! Me likey :)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:01

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safety car after hammys stop please

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/22/2019 at 09:01

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seven dimensional chess

Chuckles > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:02

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So Ferrari told Leclerc to manage his pace so that he'd come out behind Vettel?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chuckles 09/22/2019 at 09:03

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sebby confidence boosting?

ive no idea what the fuck that call was

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:05

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this race is SOOOOOOOOOOO dull

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:06

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damnit stroll!

Chuckles > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:08

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“I know you have the fastest car, but slow down so your grumpy teammate can feel better about himself.”

(I almost called Vettel the old guy, until I remembered that he's a year younger than me.)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:11

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im sorry... i cant reply to half the comments....kinja is hiding them

i see them in notifications... then cant find em to reply

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:11

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someone wake me when something exciting happens...

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:17

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aaaaaaand there goes danny....damnit

kimi in the points now tho

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:18

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and russel walled it..... here we go... its safety car time

i knew that tiremark that spelled sc was proph etic

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:21

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Ric is buggered

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:22

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Grojean’d

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/22/2019 at 09:24

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tole ya.... it’d be him or stroll

i cant believe haas wants to keep him......theyve clearly got lots of money riding on bets for how many races he will fuck up next year

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:26

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lol

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:34

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Stroll in the wall.... Called it

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:35

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welp... its ferraris race to lose now...i dont think max will let hammy past

pretty sure charlie aint planning to stay behind seb tho.....i hope that doesnt end in tears

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:35

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RIP Perez

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:37

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so much for Sergio!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:37

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and safety car pt 2: electric boogaloo

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:42

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goooo albon!

get your ass in front of the mercs when the yellow ends

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:45

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going by the team radio...ferrari really did throw charlie under the bus to make seb happy

im now banking on max to win it and the mercs filling the rest of the podium

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:45

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Leclerc’s gonna do something stupid isn’t he

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/22/2019 at 09:48

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i think he might...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:50

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LONG LIVE THE RUSSIAN MISSLE 

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:51

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so long Kimi!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:52

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and there goes kimi....i think his car was already toast tho...probably hit the torpedo just for the sake of it

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:52

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Safety cars breeding safety cars now

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 09:57

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I think kyat is more of a scud missile these days

BeaterGT > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 10:02

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Has anyone seen Albon? 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > BeaterGT 09/22/2019 at 10:04

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nope....

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 10:13

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welp.... i hope seb enjoys his gift and goes back to being a proper racer from here on

fuckin snowflake

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 10:14

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well done Norris for P7

well done KMag for fastest lap

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 10:14

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the lack of response on the radio makes me think seb knows it was a gift tho

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 10:21

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man.... ive never been this annoyed when a silver car didnt win before

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 10:26

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*flips desk* what a load of shite

gettingoldercarguy > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 12:49

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Seb is a little bitch

Gerry197 > BeaterGT 09/22/2019 at 13:06

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First year driving an F1 car, first time ever racing in Singapore, he finished 6th place in the 3rd best car, so I think he got exactly what was expected of him.

Didn’t do anything stupid (ahem Kvyat) and got points home for the team. Unless you think he should have beaten Hamilton and Bottas in their Mercedes or Charles and Vettel in their Ferraris or his own overachieving team mate?

Gerry197 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 13:10

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You thought he should have finished higher than 6th?  

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Gerry197 09/22/2019 at 13:17

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nope..actually i think 6th is fine

i just havent seen him all race

BeaterGT > Gerry197 09/22/2019 at 13:31

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You misunderstood. It was in reference to his lack of race coverage.

Gerry197 > BeaterGT 09/22/2019 at 13:51

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Ah, my bad.   

Gerry197 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 13:52

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I jumped to conclusions, my bad.  

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Gerry197 09/22/2019 at 13:55

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no worries.... thats usually what i do

wafflesnfalafel > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 21:51

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yeah... I don’t think I’ll be watching F1 for a while.  And I’ve canceled my order for a new 488 Pista.  

ttyymmnn > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/22/2019 at 22:45

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Interesting race. When was the last time that there was no Mercedes driver on the podium? 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ttyymmnn 09/22/2019 at 23:24

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i dunno.....when hammy and rosberg took eachother out?