My evaluation is today.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/20/2019 at 10:30 • Filed to: Did you get that thing I sent ya?

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As long as I'm not asked, "How are you feeling" or "Where do you see yourself in five years," I'm sure I can smile and nod and make it through. 

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/20/2019 at 10:33

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We’re doing this quarterly now.  So they’ll have a much more accurate picture of the level of dead inside.  

Chuckles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/20/2019 at 10:36

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MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/20/2019 at 10:38

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- Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

- I’m assuming some apocalyptic event has happened and I’ll be one of the many dead. I’m just not the survivor type.

ttyymmnn > Chuckles 09/20/2019 at 10:44

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someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/20/2019 at 10:49

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I always used to love review time when I was a casual employee. Always tons of OT after everyone quit.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > HammerheadFistpunch 09/20/2019 at 10:53

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It’s important to have to-the-minute tracking of deadness.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/20/2019 at 10:54

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MonkeePuzzle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/20/2019 at 10:58

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/20/2019 at 11:02

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Why did you post a picture of me?

ttyymmnn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/20/2019 at 11:07

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One summer while I was in college, I worked for a temp agency, and they sent me out to a road construction site to hold the stop/slow sign (got the worst sunburn of my life). There was an old guy on the crew who moved around the site all day carrying a shovel. He never did one. damned. thing. all day, but he kept moving and nobody messed with him. It was brilliant, actually.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 09/20/2019 at 11:09

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Next level shirking.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > ttyymmnn 09/20/2019 at 11:10

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This. Give me a safety vest and clipboard an there is no door that isn’t open to me during an investigation.

“sir, you can’t...oh sorry, I didn’t see your clipboard”

Chuckles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/20/2019 at 11:11

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vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/20/2019 at 11:41

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Did you drive the longboi?

>Bob#1, ‘Next up is Dr.Z, now, I saw him drive in today and boy, I admire his dedication to early 80 japanese pickups.’

Bob#2, ‘I agree, he needs a raise so that he can save more of those pieces of history.’

Bob#1 + Bob#2 ‘High-five’

Goggles Pizzano > ttyymmnn 09/20/2019 at 12:06

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jminer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/20/2019 at 12:31

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This is exactly how I feel at work now...

God luck!