"Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
09/19/2019 at 17:15 • Filed to: Off Topic, birdlopnik
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"Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi)
09/19/2019 at 17:15 • Filed to: Off Topic, birdlopnik | 12
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We’ve been away for a few days, and came back late last night to find
a broken window in the dini
ng
room
and glass scattered all across the
floor. The place hasn’t been burgled and there was no rock inside
, so I
expected to
find a dead bird outside the window when I looked this morning.
Got up this morning to find that no, the bird hadn’t bounced. he’d blown straight through and spent the last day or two crapping all over the dining room, lounge, ki tchen and office ! Opened a door for him and he flew out happy as a clam.
Bird in question was a NZ native wood pigeon: they’re about twice the size of an everyday urban p igeon, and dumb in proportion. They live in dense woodlands and are prone to thinki ng they’re starring in the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . If the dining room door is open you can see from the dini ng room window right through the kitchen to the other side of the house - I guess this guy figured through was easier than over. He was almost right.
Moral of the story: commitment is everything .
shop-teacher
> Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
09/19/2019 at 22:26 |
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Dayum!!
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
09/20/2019 at 04:12 |
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Now imagine if it had have been a Norwegian Blue Parrot...
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
09/20/2019 at 05:21 |
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charming bird