"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/19/2019 at 10:15 • Filed to: Police Blotter
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/19/2019 at 10:15 • Filed to: Police Blotter | 2
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7:45 a.m. A Whitefish man reported an unexpectedly large amount of bacon in his breakfast burrito . <-I made that one up.
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
2:22 a.m. A man refused to leave the bar after closing time.
8:15 a.m. A Kalispell man said three chainsaws and a cooler were stolen from his truck.
9:02 a.m. A bald man was causing trouble at a local store.
9:51 a.m. Some Kalispell neighbors were being loud.
2:13 p.m. Someone broke into a home in Kalispell.
2:30 p.m. Some youths were driving like jerks down the bypass.
2:58 p.m. Those pesky youths apparently drove to an area parking lot and met up with some of their pesky youth friends.
3:18 p.m. A group of people were trespassing and screaming.
3:26 p.m. A Kalispell man said he discovered a woman slumped over the wheel in her car. The man thought she might be on drugs. Upon further investigation he saw that the woman was breathing and might just be taking a nap. He decided to let her continue her nap.
3:39 p.m. A dog was in distress.
4:02 p.m. A bike was stolen.
5:02 p.m. A shoplifter was caught.
5:08 p.m. Someone at a local bar thought he would call 911 for fun.
7:24 p.m. A man got into a physical altercation with an ATM after it took and kept his debit card.
7:33 p.m. A Kalispell woman called the cops on her two sons. Apparently, they have been fighting for days and she “just can’t deal with it anymore.”
8:34 p.m. Two drunk teens, a male and a female, were stumbling through Kalispell with a dog.
9:10 p.m. A child playing with a phone thought it would be fun to play everyone’s favorite game of call 911.
10:10 p.m. Someone saw two teens and thought they were up to no good. Turns out they were just fixing their skateboards.
10:15 p.m. A Kalispell resident called to report that there was someone lying in the middle of the road. Turns out they were just stargazing. The person was advised to stay out of the way of traffic.
10:18 p.m. A Kalispell man said his phone was “blowing up” because of some false rumors being spread about him.
11:17 p.m. Someone reported that there were people “spinning donuts” in an area parking lot. A Kalispell police officer went over to talk to the donut spinners who reported that they were filming a movie. The officer told dispatch that it “seemed legit” and went about his other duties.
My X-type is too a real Jaguar
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2019 at 10:27 |
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11:17 p.m. Someone reported that there were people “spinning donuts” in an area parking lot. A Kalispell police officer went over to talk to the donut spinners who reported that they were filming a movie. The officer told dispatch that it “seemed legit” and went about his other duties.
That’s some mighty fine police
work Lou.
facw
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2019 at 10:30 |
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7:45 a.m. A Whitefish man reported an unexpectedly large amount of bacon in his breakfast burrito. <-I made that one up.
Made up? Or shared a personal anecdote ?
The Ghost of Oppo
> My X-type is too a real Jaguar
09/19/2019 at 10:34 |
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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> facw
09/19/2019 at 10:35 |
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True story! There was at least 1/3 of a cup of bacon in my burrito , amazing!
NKato
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2019 at 14:07 |
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In b4 slumped driver dies of an overdose.
benn454
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/19/2019 at 14:51 |
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7:24 p.m. A man got into a physical altercation with an ATM after it took and kept his debit card.
I don't blame him. ATMs are assholes. The one at my bank makes you swipe it so it can detect the chip, then insert the card again so it can lock your card in and read the chip. Think you're clever and just leave your card in the first time? Nope. "PLEASE REMOVE CARD".
You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/20/2019 at 16:12 |
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I accidentally called 911 the other day. Immediately felt like I was in Montana for a moment.
In related news to force a restart of an iPhone XS you can’t hold the down volume button and the power button any more. You need to press and release up volume, then press and release down volume, then press and hold the power button until the screen turns off . If you need to call 911 in a hurry, you can simply hold the down volume button and power button until you dial 911.
SpeedSix
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/20/2019 at 17:15 |
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8:15 a.m. A Kalispell man said three chainsaws and a cooler were stolen from his truck.
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
9:51 a.m. Some Kalispell neighbors were being loud.
Well, chainsaws are loud.
7:24 p.m. A man got into a physical altercation with an ATM after it took and kept his debit card.
Imagine if this dude had a chainsaw.