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"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed) 09/16/2019 at 08:51 • Filed to: None

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In a move that really shouldn’t surprise anyone, part time CEO and full time super villain Elon Musk, announced a hostile takeover of GM. In a press release his media minion cited UAW strikes as an example of power struggles in management and the need to acquire increased production line facilities. In an unprecedented move however Tesla will not be purchasing GM, instead opting to hold the worlds entire oil supply hostage in order to ensure cooperation and increase Tesla sales. When President Trump expressed his disapproval Mr. Musk initiated a space launched drone strike on Saudi oil facilities in order to garner the proper respect for his position as world overlord .

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Maxima Speed 09/16/2019 at 08:56

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This would be great. I can focus all my hate to one brand

pip bip - choose Corrour > Maxima Speed 09/16/2019 at 08:56

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makes more sense than the bullshit coming out of Trump’ s gob

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Maxima Speed 09/16/2019 at 09:04

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I would believe it except I think Trump would approve of a hostile takeover.

Maxima Speed > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 09/16/2019 at 09:08

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No you misunderstand me, the President was not included on Overlord Musk’s minion payroll. Thus  the disapproval. 

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Maxima Speed 09/16/2019 at 09:09

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Well, that explains the SpaceX logo on the drone remnants found in the Saudi oil processing facility...  and the Grimes CDs

user314 > Maxima Speed 09/16/2019 at 10:25

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Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Maxima Speed 09/16/2019 at 17:05

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We need a hero...