Bite my ass

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
09/15/2019 at 20:33 • Filed to: None

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thing that bit my ass: OK!

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I dont know what it was bit it got me 3 or 4 times. Its definitely not a mosquito but its still itchy as hell. I’m gues sing maybe a spider? It had to have been in my bed and i probably rolled back and forth over it a couple times. Have a car that is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/15/2019 at 20:59

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greenhead fly? They’re vicious and will keep biting till they’re full


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
09/15/2019 at 21:08

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dont those hurt when they bite?  


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/15/2019 at 21:12

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yes but not always enough to wake you. one time I slept on the beach and my legs were chewed to bits. I was assuming you were asleep the whole time. 


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
09/15/2019 at 21:18

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yea i woke up in the morning with it, I thought the flies would be enough to wake you up. maybe i’m think ing of horseflies but i cant imagine something li ke that being in my bed.


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/16/2019 at 00:16

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The proper term is “suck my ass”