Excellent. I was feeling inadequate about the size of my breasts lately. Luckily, this advertisement is providing me hope for the future.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/15/2019 at 19:15 • Filed to: Kinja

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   I'm also covered in sweat in anticipation of my new, larger breasts.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/15/2019 at 19:20

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Can we call you Dr. Zoidboob now?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/15/2019 at 19:21

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Ew, sweaty under boobs.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/15/2019 at 19:22

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Are we talking monetary cost? Physical cost? Emotional cost? Now I have  to know!

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/15/2019 at 19:24

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My moobs (man-boobs) could be a little smaller I guess. 

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/15/2019 at 19:25

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What’s the secret and how will this article tell us how? You’ve gotta read it for us!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 09/15/2019 at 19:26

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Monetary cost: five running Paseos

Emotional cost: the loss of not buying five running Paseos

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/15/2019 at 20:42

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Must click through... Must click through... MUST CLICK THROUGH!

Oh, no.  It’s not linked and here I am in this state of anxious anticipation and dread.