Hot take: Paw Patrol is a godawful children's show

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/10/2019 at 21:52 • Filed to: also why can't infants speak english?!?

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DISCUSSION (35)

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2019 at 21:55

You’ll be pleased to know Magary has covered this:

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Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2019 at 22:00

Watching it now. It’s awful. I do enjoy TOTS though.

WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2019 at 22:04

Yes, it’s bad. But there are worse shows.

Peppa Pig, on the other hand, is not terrible.

Spaceball-Two > WilliamsSW
09/10/2019 at 22:07

I refuse to let my kids watch Peppa on account of I know several parents whose kids mysteriously started speaking with an English accent

Aremmes > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2019 at 22:09

It can't be worse than Teletubbies or Boobah. It also can't be better than Yo Gabba Gabba, though, simply because of Biz Markie beatboxing on camera.

WilliamsSW > Spaceball-Two
09/10/2019 at 22:12

Ha yeah I could see that happening

someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2019 at 22:12

Handy Manny was the only one that didn’t make me want to break my TV.

Brickman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2019 at 22:19

That and Mickey Mouse Club House.

Oh god!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2019 at 22:29

* BABY SHARK ENTERS THE FIGHT CAGE*

Sammyno55 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2019 at 22:35

It’s been a while since ma shawties was watchin those shows. I’m going to nominate Pingu as the most hated show.

camarov6rs > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/10/2019 at 22:36

Not a day goes by that I do not hear the jingle plague my subconscious.

Ssfancyfresh > Spaceball-Two
09/10/2019 at 22:46

My niece has an English accent. She loves peppa pig.

She’s from New Jersey.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2019 at 22:48

There are worse choices, streaming services are a blessing an curse in that regard. I think I’ve watched spirit on N etflix approximately 27 million times in the last 3 months.

On the bright side Daniel Tiger on Prime has been clutch for me.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2019 at 22:49

Spaceball-Two > Ssfancyfresh
09/10/2019 at 23:02

I swear it’s a “thing”

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/10/2019 at 23:04

MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > Spaceball-Two
09/10/2019 at 23:19

I mean it happens. I myself sound like a mixture of Mike Bi rbiglia, Clarkson and Steve from Coupling.

gettingoldercarguy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2019 at 00:01

Preschool prep videos are awesome

Khalbali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2019 at 07:11

PJ Masks is the shit yo.

Tripper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2019 at 07:15

We (my wife) teaches our munchkin sign language. It’s pretty limited but she’s only a year. We’ve got hungry, thirsty, more, please, thank you, help, and all done. It’s pretty cool to be able to communicate with her so young. I think we’re all going to keep it up just because.

Regarding the kids shows my wife shares your opinion on particularly paw patrol. I on the other had am not annoyed by repetitive noises. You could run baby shark all day, and I’ll just be like “baaaaaaaby shark do do do do do do”. While my wife checks herself into the loony bin.

shop-teacher > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
09/11/2019 at 07:23

I can't stand Daniel Tiger. All the not a song songs drive me bonkers.

shop-teacher > Khalbali
09/11/2019 at 07:24

My daughter went through a brief PJ Masks phase. Even she realized, at 4-years old no less, that every episode was exactly the same.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2019 at 09:42

I have so many first person tickle attack videos... =)

Khalbali > shop-teacher
09/11/2019 at 10:10

So? This is America, we live on remakes and repetition, that just makes it even more educational

I also like the one with the girl and the cgi dinosaurs, I woulda lost my shit over that one if it had been around 30 years ago.

shop-teacher > Khalbali
09/11/2019 at 11:40

I don’t know that one. We had a brief run on The Dinosaur Train. That’s one theme song that is some serious ear -worm material.

WiscoProud > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/11/2019 at 11:51

I saw signs for a goddamn baby shark stage show by me. I can’t imagine that level of hell. I’m certain Pink Fong is a front to fund terrorism or something nefarious.

WiscoProud > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2019 at 11:53

We had our Paw Patrol phase, thankfully its over.

My daughter has really been into Lion Guard and any of the DC female superhero shows, like Superhero high and Super Hero Girls.

Khalbali > shop-teacher
09/11/2019 at 16:29

Its called dino Dana apparently.

shop-teacher > Khalbali
09/11/2019 at 16:34

That’s a new one to me. Sounds like something my daughters might like.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2019 at 17:29

That’s a great video. The only problem is that they grow up into surly teens.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2019 at 17:31

Watch Oswald. The Wonder Kids guy voices Oswald. Madame Butterfu is voiced by SNL alum Laraine Newman. Henry the penguin, by far the best character, is voice day David Lander, aka Squiggy on Laverne and Shirley. And the music is simple and wonderful.

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Khalbali > shop-teacher
09/11/2019 at 18:19

I’ve only seen a couple episodes but I was impressed, it does pretty good with diversity too.

(I don't have kids just niece/nephews)

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > shop-teacher
09/11/2019 at 19:59

Point taken but the lessons from those have saved me when I’ve been searching for how to correct the munchkin and I can ask him, what does Daniel Tiger say about this?

shop-teacher > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
09/12/2019 at 07:12

Hey, whatever works!

gettingoldercarguy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2019 at 00:47

I’m pretty much done with Oppo, the political stuff really kicks my ass. Find me here https://drivetribe.com/p/hello-all-gettingoldercarguy-from-Of6FB4ndQFuND1KWLFloXg?iid=dmv4vcvCTDauCCV9QwMkow

CoFL has my info and we chat on discord a bunch, ask him for my contact on there. I couldn’t find you for some reason.