Gentlemen and ladies, hold the presses

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2) 09/10/2019 at 14:15 • Filed to: Advanced Shitposting, Doug DeMuro, Elliot Carver, CMGN

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This just in.

By curious quirk™ of fate, we have the perfect story with which to launch our automotive news network.

It seems a new Defender was unveiled with plenty of commotion from the automotive world. I want full newspaper coverage, I want magazine stories, I want books, I want films, I want TV, I want radio, I want us on the air 24 hours a day, THIS™ is our moment! And a billion people around this planet will watch it, hear it, and read about it from the DeMuro Media Group.

There’s no news, like autotrader.com/oversteer news.

I never noticed how well you could make Doug into an Elliot Carver-esque villain.

Spanfeller is a twat > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 09/10/2019 at 14:02

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Jaja

For Sweden > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 09/10/2019 at 14:53

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Doug already going hard after Toyo ta too

For Sweden > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 09/10/2019 at 14:54

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Meanwhile, on DDN