"NKato" (NKato)
09/09/2019 at 14:57 • Filed to: None | 2 | 18 |
You know, there’s a good chance some girl used a shifter knob for personal business at least once in the last 50 years , and in the process, knocked the car out of gear while parked without the parking brake engaged.
Imagine the girly terror.
VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
> NKato
09/09/2019 at 15:05 | 0 |
It seems to me that this is just another reason to get a manual. Regular legs women wouldn’t be able to clutch and ascend the throne at the same time.
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> NKato
09/09/2019 at 15:09 | 2 |
I assume some guy has done it at some point too
MrDakka
> NKato
09/09/2019 at 15:15 | 0 |
Are shifter knobs ribbed for pleasure?
Mercedes Streeter
> NKato
09/09/2019 at 15:19 | 4 |
This makes me wonder, has anyone ever pleasured themselves to shifter knob, gotten “stuck” on it, then had to call 911 to get off?
Aremmes
> NKato
09/09/2019 at 15:25 | 1 |
Smart girls prefer the parking brake lever anyway.
Urambo Tauro
> NKato
09/09/2019 at 15:27 | 1 |
PAIGE NO
NKato
> Mercedes Streeter
09/09/2019 at 15:40 | 5 |
“Get off”...
You did an unintended double entendere. Nice.
I go by the rule of thumb: Truth is Stranger than Fiction. It’s definitely happened.
NKato
> MrDakka
09/09/2019 at 15:41 | 0 |
The knob is the pleasure, isn’t it?
Mercedes Streeter
> NKato
09/09/2019 at 15:56 | 1 |
It was intentional :P
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> Mercedes Streeter
09/09/2019 at 15:59 | 1 |
Not a problem with a pdk
Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
> NKato
09/09/2019 at 16:14 | 1 |
One of my old friend’s ex used the shifter in my 1989 Chevy 1500 to pleasure herself.
It was disgusting. She walked home, he is no longer my friend......
and 100 more
> NKato
09/09/2019 at 16:38 | 1 |
My first thought was “I’ve seen that porn. ”
I am so jaded... the internet has ruined me.
AestheticsInMotion
> Mercedes Streeter
09/09/2019 at 17:03 | 2 |
Long a ns wer: After serving a 20 day stint in an emergency room, I can tell you that a solid 30% of the cases were for things I wouldn’t mention in polite company.
Short answer: yes.
NKato
> Urambo Tauro
09/09/2019 at 20:28 | 1 |
Paige, yes.
Urambo Tauro
> Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
09/09/2019 at 22:34 | 2 |
Oh MY
NKato
> Mercedes Streeter
09/10/2019 at 05:14 | 0 |
Oh, well. Okay. :v
Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
> Urambo Tauro
09/10/2019 at 07:08 | 1 |
Lets just say the “knob” disappeared.....
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> NKato
09/15/2019 at 17:59 | 0 |