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Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
09/08/2019 at 08:45 • Filed to: None

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its dry for the time being...im not sure if that helps or hurts leclercs chances of taking the win...but the odds are stacked against him...after all...this is ferraris home race and they already made their one good call for the season last week....im expecting them to screw up spectacularly...and then get lynched by the tifosi... tho...i guess vettel could help leclerc by whoopsydaisying both mercs off the track in turn one

max starting at the back should provide some entertainment...if he doesnt immediately crash and his engine doesnt do anything wierd

kimi starting from pit lane as they decided they might as well give him the new spec engine after he broke the car in qualifying and would have started near the back anyway....sooo... at least max wont hit him turn one this time

and finally the renaults are in the best position theyve been this season... be nice to have riciardo on the podium again...hulk would be good too.... im going to need a little chaos for that to happen tho...... welp forecast does say there might be rain from about the halfway point in the race....sooo heres to hoping

time to find out :)


DISCUSSION (100)


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 08:51

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I’m with you guys today. Was going to take me way too long to get to the pub without a car.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 08:52

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P1 - LEC

P2 - HAM

P3 - BOT

DNF - VET

DNF - VER


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 08:53

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neato :)

i mean sucks you miss out on the pub....but the more the merrier


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/08/2019 at 08:55

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hmmm.. welp heres to hoping for lec


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 08:58

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I mean if you guys cooked me breakfast it would be perfect but it’s close.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 09:01

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Heck, I’m not even cooking myself breakfast today. Leftover pizza for me today.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/08/2019 at 09:06

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I have leftover funfetti pancakes.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:15

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whew...for a minute there i thought max imediatly screwed the pooch


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/08/2019 at 09:15

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I had max on the podium but that’s not gonna work today.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:15

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oh nvm he did


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:17

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I don’t think they showed what happened, all I heard was Brundle saying he broke his front wing somehow.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:19

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That was dumb from Albon


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/08/2019 at 09:20

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lol...well that replay helped a lot

thanks :p


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:20

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Yeah it was overly optimistic... way too slow coming out of the chicane before the lesmos.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:23

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Which Renault is going to blow up first, works or McLaren? 


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:23

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Seb’s gonna get slapped by the FIA, same for Stroll


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:24

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That was really, really fucking stupid. Vettel basically drove right out in front of Stroll, who then did the same thing to Kvyat  Gasly.

Those should be immediate penalties. If you can’t rejoin safely, you fuck off and wait until you have a clear opening.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:24

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wow major brainfart from vettel

then stroll does the same thing.......


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:25

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Did Ferrari just suck the life out of Vettel or is it just me?


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/08/2019 at 09:25

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im going with works...they are on for a good result


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/08/2019 at 09:25

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Both


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/08/2019 at 09:26

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I love Stroll whining about it (rightfully) AS HES DOING IT TO GASLY. Lol.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:26

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hes always had trouble with pressure


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:26

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Ricciardo is going to work his way up to third and then blow up.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:27

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yep...that was bad...lucky he only lost a wing


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 09:27

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No one cares about Gasly


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:28

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first move was good...second one...eeeeh...optimistic


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 09:28

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that would be heartbreaking.....sounds about right


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:28

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Let’s see if he can pass anyone and regain that place.

Nahhhhhh


Kinja'd!!! Ilikeredcars > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:29

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Why Seb why, goddamnit why


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:29

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Although I feel that’s mainly after he’s joined Ferrari. He was way better at dealing with pressure during his V8 Red Bull days.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:31

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10 sec stop and go for vettel...i think thats fair


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:31

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Just a dumb fucking move from Seb & Lance. Worse than Daniel Ricciardo backing into traffic. 

Love to see Alex Albon pushing hard, but maybe chill out a little bit.

Another shitty start for Max this weekend, but at least he’s still running and gaining spots. 


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:32

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I HAVE A MESSAGE F OR CHARLIE incoming.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:33

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wow... kimi is about to get a penalty for the dumbest reason ever


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:34

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Merc 1-2, gonna call it now


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:34

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For blocking the track and causing a collision, I think so.

Brundle brings up a good point in that from that angle, the driver is very unlikely to see someone coming from that direction since the mirrors wouldn’t help there but the team needs to keep him in the loop, I think.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/08/2019 at 09:35

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dutch commentary said the same thing... but he was out front and its early in the race....it doesnt take a genius to know there will be traffic coming


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:36

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Mercedes and the dummy stops. 


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:37

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probably a good bet

*rooting for leclerc*


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:38

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That’s what I had for fantasy. Ferrari will do something to fuck up the strategy.


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:38

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I think he’s struggling with what Kimi described as ‘politics and bullshit’ in his second stint and we are seeing it take its mental toll on Seb. 


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 09:38

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doesnt seem to have worked this time.... maybe ferrari finally learned something


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 09:38

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They’ll go full ferrari


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:39

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Why the Merc pit crew doesn’t continually play Imperial March when they leave the garage is beyond me


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:41

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Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:41

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Wow the stewards are having fun this race.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 09:42

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Fucking hell I thought there were rules against this.

There must be some sort of tactic they use to get around it, maybe they tell them to box and it to the driver to decline so that the “intent” is there. After a certain number of laps has passed, the radio message to box is a “real” message which is discussed beforehand.

Just making stuff up here but seeing that no one else does this (or rarely does it) and Mercedes does it regularly there appears to be a loophole...


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:42

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that would be awesome


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:42

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Any minute now...


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 09:42

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YOU GET A PENALTY

AND YOU GET A PENALTY

AND YOU GET A PENALTY

AND YOU GET A PENALTY


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 09:42

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busy day for them


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:43

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Merc the tire whisperers 


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:44

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Hammy on Med’s and charles on hard? Wut


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:44

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I mean, kubica waiting at pit exit too early that time was slightly dumber. But only slightly.

Then there’s bottas? With the mixed tires a few years ago at Williams...


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:44

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looks like a gamble to me


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:45

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Just Ferrari things.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:48

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Id argue Hammy got squeezed there...but thats nit necessarily a penalty


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:50

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i think it was fine...but a warning...welp...i guess thats fine too


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:51

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i dont think leclerc got the memo about the white tires being slowest


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 09:51

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Yeah I think a full penalty would’ve been much... I’m okay with the warning there.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > promoted by the color red
09/08/2019 at 09:52

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It’s hard to drive and strategize at the same time.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:53

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OH NO MCLAREN


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:53

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and sainz is out coz the wheel wasnt attached


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:54

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RIP Sainz


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 09:57

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That’s true. I wonder if we’ll see spotters like NASCAR or RallyCross to avoid situations l ike this or if we’ll just rely on existing telemetry in the pits. 


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:58

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RIP Russian missile


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 09:58

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wasnt expecting a honda to be the first to blow


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:01

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leclerc is surprisingly good under pressure....and vettels gonna get lapped...lol


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:01

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It must be a good feeling to lap your 4x WDC teammate.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:03

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The Merc is having trouble through Parabolica compared to the Ferrari... probably the dirty air coming onto the straight but even though HAM gets really close LEC is able to just take off on the exit.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:04

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It’s the Alonso curse.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:07

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Hamilton: i am inevitable


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 10:09

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he sure is pushing...i hope he does it on track tho...instead of complaining his way to victory....leclerc needs to watch it...theres only so much they can let slide


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:09

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I need F1 bingo: Lewis whining about tires is as predictable as dummy pit stops.


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:10

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I wonder if it’s similar to the mysterious power loss that Max has reported out of T2. Honda has hand-waved oil burning for power, but I’d bet they are still doing it.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 10:11

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it’d be a fun drinking game... take a drink whenever hammy complains


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:13

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I think Leclerc’s fine... he even said after he lost in Austria that he now knows the limits better and he’s right on that edge.

I think the best of HAMs tires are gone and he can’t stick to the Ferrari through Parabolica.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:14

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Bottas: i am inevitable*


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/08/2019 at 10:14

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welp... now its gonna be pressure from bottas...and that dudes flying


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 10:15

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lol...dudes flying


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:16

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I can’t get that shitfaced at 10AM lol


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:18

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If I were HAM I’d sit back and take the car home in P3 and let BOT take care of P1 or P2 at this point... maybe do a pit stop and go for fastest lap + P3 since HAM is 34 secs ahead of RIC.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/08/2019 at 10:20

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i think thats the plan


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:20

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Shut up Rosberg.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:23

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2 races in a row...albon beats max

clearly max is over rated :p


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 10:24

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no rosberg on my feed...dutch commentary


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/08/2019 at 10:24

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Good call :)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:25

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Hard tires: i am inevitable****


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:25

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Must be nice. Max wasn’t really wrong when he called him the new Villeneu ve.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
09/08/2019 at 10:26

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lol.. incredible drive from leclerc....dudes starting to look a little slidey tho


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:26

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BOTTAS GONNA BOTTAS

FUCKING DAMMIT 


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 10:28

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Makes sense, the slow-mo shot of HAMs front tire was fucked. As much as I’d like to see BOT get a win he’s already made a couple of mistakes chasing LEC, I think his tires are going as well.

Even with DRS the gap between BOT and LEC grows on the pit the straight - that Ferrari has ridiculous straight-line speed.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:29

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welp... leclerc will never have to pay for a drink in italy again


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl
09/08/2019 at 10:30

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its ok lol... dutch commentary is pretty bad


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:32

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Plus we get to hear the Monaco + Italy anthem combo again.

Looks like Charles is working on his Italian radio as well lol


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/08/2019 at 10:33

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im pretty sure charles is fluent in italian and french...and english..obviously

but yes..looking forward to bouncy anthem


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:38

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i have a conflict of interest now.... i really like leclerc....but still kinda hate ferrari

i mean... i want them to beat mercedes.... but thats just coz im bored of silver cars winning


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:44

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ah man... the italian anthem at monza is always a thing of beauty


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/08/2019 at 10:46

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That country going to be awfully hungover tomorrow.