help!!!!

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 09/06/2019 at 14:01 • Filed to: None

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Lately I’ve been having the urge to PIT people pretty frequently.

i’m just sick of the way people drive, especially getting cut off all the time. Is it really a PIT maneuver if they switch lanes into my and PIT themselves? Do they get the kill mark on their own car or do I still get credit?

beer’ o clock can’t come soon enough

CB > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 14:09

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It’s not worth the jail time.

Thomas Donohue > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 14:16

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It’s definitely coming up on beer-thirty.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 14:17

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Wow, that Crown Vic in the bottom .gif . I imagine that's not how they drew that up. 

Milky > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 14:24

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TBH driving quickly in a little red car means I dont get cut off that often anymore. Buy one for your sanity.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 09/06/2019 at 14:29

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So t hat’s why cops pull people over from behind.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB 09/06/2019 at 14:29

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Or the insurance premium 

Urambo Tauro > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 14:30

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For real. And  all of a sudden it becomes OUR responsibility to be the ones taking evasive maneuvers to avoid the collision. Sometimes I wish I was a less-attentive driver so that the natural consequences of their actions would come to fruition, and just let insurance take care of the rest.

The other day, I slammed on my brakes in a parking lot to avoid hitting someone who was cutting across parking spaces from one aisle to the next. And of course instead of hitting their brakes upon seeing me, they just sailed right through as if I was supposed to be the one yielding all along.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Thomas Donohue 09/06/2019 at 15:02

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Your last name is very close to my boss’s and it freaks me out every time i see you reply to me

OPPOsaurus WRX > Milky 09/06/2019 at 15:04

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apparently a new thing is the 15pack.

so i’ll be buying 15

Milky > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 15:07

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Yea that’ll help too.  

Thomas Donohue > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 15:10

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Get back to work!!!!

OPPOsaurus WRX > Thomas Donohue 09/06/2019 at 15:20

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sorry but ive reach my pay grade work cap for the week. gimme a raise

OPPOsaurus WRX > Milky 09/06/2019 at 15:21

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i think i have some tequila left over from last weekend, you know just in case...

PatBateman > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 15:22

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First, buy a truck with a front end replacement (preferably one that wraps around to the quarter panels). You just need a 2wd truck, as you will want the center of gravity being low. Then, as they come into your lane, PRETEND to start moving out of their way. And then when

Wait, we’re you serious, or just joking about this?

OPPOsaurus WRX > PatBateman 09/06/2019 at 15:30

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the urge is strong.....

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! 09/06/2019 at 15:37

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Nothing can stop a rental car. 

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 15:50

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Take the ‘ pacifist’ route  and buy a supermoto? Make most of your commute off road, and when you do have to deal with other cars trying to murder you, you have kicking, fist-through-mirror, or my personal favourite: drop a gear and disappear!

OPPOsaurus WRX > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 09/06/2019 at 16:07

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yea, there are too many people/roads/developments for any chance of that. i’d be cutting through peoples back yards. If i’m going to go that route, w hat i’d really need is a jetpack

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/06/2019 at 16:19

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Take the plates off, buy a mirrored visor and mount an American Flag to the back of the bike. People won’t mind then. But I agree the jet pack would be ideal. I just now realized Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is a simulation of how I would like my commute to go 

benn454 > Urambo Tauro 09/06/2019 at 16:21

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