Prank warning PSA (especially for 2-wheel oppos)

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
09/04/2019 at 08:45 • Filed to: None

I went out for a rip on the TDM the other day. Was a great ride through some twisty roads alongside farmland. I say “was” due to an incident before a medium speed, blind corner. Coming up on the turn, there’s a farm field to my right. I see a crown Vic with a brush guard on a little dirt path through the field. Looks like a field car. However as I approach, the crown Vic rips up to the road line, and the kid driving it pops out of the driver’s side holding what looks like a radar gun as I go to set up for the turn.....

Thanks, you little shit. Almost had a bad day and got pretty badly rattled. Of course, I looped back around and he had taken off down the dirt path. I hung around a little bit and watched him do it to another rider.

If you or your crotchspawn think this is acceptable, then please insert a cactus into each and every one of your orifices. Thank you.

DISCUSSION (10)

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/04/2019 at 08:59

Report him. Impersonating an officer i s a big deal. And he could get someone killed by doing that.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
09/04/2019 at 09:02

Yeah. I made a report to county police. I’m heading out in a car tonight to see if he’s still doing it. Problem is I don’t know where he could live out there.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/04/2019 at 09:07

Nest time say the radar gun was a real gun, or so you thought and shoot him since you “Feared for your life”

Actually, don’t do that. B ut it’s sad and true that p eople have been shot for doing far less actually.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/04/2019 at 09:13

I’m sure someone knows who he is. Asking around at a local watering hole would probably go a long way. Or at least word would get back to him and put some fear into him.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
09/04/2019 at 09:15

No joke, he looks so young I might have better luck at the local high school. Or church. He seriously looked like a teenager. also only a teenager would be that monumentally stupid.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
09/04/2019 at 09:18

I had a brief moment where I wondered if it was a gun-gun or just a radar gun. But he’s a little white shithead so that response wouldn’t fly. Though I think if he does it again, a rock to the windshield would get the point across quite nicely. I have a tank bag on my KLR for a reason....

TheRealBicycleBuck > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/04/2019 at 09:39

At least he wasn’t throwing rocks. I had a windshield smashed by a someone who was throwing rocks at cars at night. It was in a really rural area without street lights, so it was pitch black and there was no hope of seeing who threw the rock. T he only nearby housing was a mobile home park. When I reported it to the police, they told me they had a rash of reports in that area. They were preparing to shake down the mobile home park before someone was killed by the rock-throwing monster.

As AMGTech said, letting the word out in a rural area is a good idea. A friend of mine owns 90 acres and he was having problems with people getting onto the back part of his property which is on the other side of a creek. The bastards cut the lock, then smashed the gate to gain access. He started telling neighbors that he planned to shoot any tres passers and could do so from over 200 yards. That stopped the problem.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
09/04/2019 at 09:58

Yes. There are few things that piss off real cops more than people impersonating them.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/04/2019 at 10:17

Probably is a teenager.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/04/2019 at 10:32

There are some known farms nearby that sell at the farmer's market. I'll let them know what's up. I'm sure a few of them ride or have cars they've built.