Oh great, here is Crazys opinion on the new Juke.

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09/03/2019 at 19:48 • Filed to: Have a shot every time he mentions Juke.

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Just like you never asked for, but here you go.

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I’ll start by saying it’s a good looking car, but not a good looking Juke. Ugly the Juke has to be, to be a Juke. It still retains some of the ugly, but significantly tones down.

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From the side it’s still very Juke, but lacking the Gators on the hood.

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Really 19" wheels, have fun when people complain about the ride quality Nissan.

The front is definitely more refined, & mature. Not very Juke of it.

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The rear is a let down, it looks like every other car on the road. Not very Juke.

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Not to the interior, it’s busy. Too much going on. WHY THE PIANO BLACK.  

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This part lets me down. The drivetrain options. To start it will only offer a 1L 3 cylinder turbo option with 115hp, meh. Atleast a 1.3L turbo is coming after a few model years. It’s better for the transmission options. For once Nissan used common sense & got rid of the trash CVT in favor of the 7dct. I’m sure it’s better then the CVT, but N issan being N issan will find a way to to make the DCT terrible. The great news is they still offer a manual.

It’s a good car, but not a good Juke.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 19:51

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maybe its not the same CVT but the one in my Quest is fine. 


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/03/2019 at 19:55

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In the Juke groups everyone complained about the CVT having problems.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 19:55

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So can we still make fun of it and its  owners? Because that’s all that really matters.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Chariotoflove
09/03/2019 at 19:57

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I kind of like it though. And the hp figure is probably good for the European market. 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 20:02

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I love the front end, as much as I hate the back. It’s better than the Kicks so that# good.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 20:13

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The DCT already is terrible and has no place on a non-performance daily driver


Kinja'd!!! CompactLuxuryFan > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 20:16

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Wow that’s actually pretty handsome. They took the Juke and de-uglified, and that’s a-ok in my book if they retained the fun. A 1.0L engine does not sound fun, though. Is it coming to the US? Hopefully yes and they give it some real muscle for that market.

An even sleeker Renault version would be 


Kinja'd!!! facw > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 20:33

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I think they messed up by ditching the “fin”-type lights/turn signals, those were distinctively Juke. Just having an ugly too-tall hood doesn’ t make up for it.


Kinja'd!!! Boxer_4 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 20:59

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I just wanna bust the stupid LCD screen off the dashboard... I absolutely hate the latest trend of tacked on screens!


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 21:03

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Your opin ion on the new Juke is the only one that matters to me and the only one I wanted.


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 21:37

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It looks a lot like a C-HR.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 21:49

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Canadians and hating piano black.

What is your stance on rewinding satellite radio?


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > For Sweden
09/03/2019 at 21:52

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I bet it won’t pass the visor test.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/03/2019 at 22:37

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I really like the “3-spoke” treatment of the front lights.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > For Sweden
09/03/2019 at 22:38

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Piano black only works when done right. Otherwise it looks like cheap plastic.


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/04/2019 at 01:09

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I was genuinely interested in what you had to say about it. :)


Kinja'd!!! Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
09/05/2019 at 18:57

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This is what the Kicks could have been, but noooooooo the ‘Murican rental lots don’t deserve any better than a generic cost-cut version.