I'm ready to give up and just driving something that let's the world know how old I'm starting to feel.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/24/2019 at 21:27 • Filed to: so what he's saying is he identifies as old

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! would be the chariot of choice.

Love those wheels...

I can’t find a beautiful blue one with these wheels for sale like my old neighbor had, so this bizarrely bright silver will have to do.

Although for the same price, I could get this and hold on a little longer:

Or I could just drive the longbed more and save 20 grand. Let’s do that.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 21:39

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If you're going to be a modern old man, you need a Lexus NX or UX.

Boxer_4 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 21:39

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They can sound good, at least...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 08/24/2019 at 21:44

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Having driven both, it’d be the UX. The NX is truly miserable. The UX is a fancy Corolla!

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For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 21:45

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Just buy a big Volvo

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 21:47

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It’s pretty great.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 22:06

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You feel like a 70 year old retire male living in Florida?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/24/2019 at 22:06

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Starting to look like one, too

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 22:08

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Thankfully they at least make stuff for greying hair...the wrinkles, not so much

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/24/2019 at 22:10

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Time is undefeated. To protest is futile.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 22:10

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when you moving to Florida?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/24/2019 at 22:13

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Right after I die.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 22:15

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Pretty sure you commented on my post about them the other day. So you know how I feel.

I saw a blue one up close Friday that confirmed my feelings . I understand why some people don’t like the look of these cars, but I love them from every angle, but I’d have to have the other wheels. They even look good  on other cars. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > For Sweden 08/24/2019 at 22:16

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C70? 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/24/2019 at 22:19

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Hey wait a sec... Any chance either would fit on my car? It is also a 5-lug...

[possibilities intensify]

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/24/2019 at 22:20

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C70 coupe*

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 22:24

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Google says they’re both 5x114.3.... !!!!!!!!!!!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 22:31

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Why would you even look for a blue one when they were made in BROWN

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 22:32

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should I get off your lawn?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/24/2019 at 22:33

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So that under-fed woman is basically inviting me to Brown Town?

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[That’s Cleveland, btw]

Discerning > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 22:34

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I feel similarly whenever I ( rarely) see one of these:

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/24/2019 at 22:34

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Nah, you can stay. It can’t get much more dead anyways.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 22:41

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The real old person car is the ES 350.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 23:01

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/24/2019 at 23:04

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Hmm I guess it’s not really gonna work. The wheels are 18's whereas mine are 17's. They’d go from rubberband tires to spaghetti- strap tires.

V12 Jake II- New and Improved! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2019 at 23:40

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Hey, that’s where I get my LS and LX serviced! I have them looking for a s addle leather LS430 for me still, but they seem to be pretty crazy rare.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2019 at 00:59

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Eww.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2019 at 03:20

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I realized I was an old a few weeks ago. It was a Friday evening and I told my friends I was staying in. Then proceeded to listen to jazz while milking a glass of whiskey before eventually going up to bed before 10. It was a perfect evening lol