Fastest? Nah

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08/20/2019 at 02:40 • Filed to: None

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Found this, frankly awesome, brown on brown Buick LaCrosse Super on CL. Car seems great but the owners claim isn’t exactly right.

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According to a few sources in 5 minutes of googling, the LaCrosse Super Sport does 0-60 in 5.7 seconds, and a 1/4 miles I. 14.2 seconds.

The Buick Grand Nations does it in 5.6 and 15 flat . respectively.

Also if you like brown as much as I do check this out. 


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! 12and35 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2019 at 03:35

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Had no idea they were even available with V8s. I do...strangely like it. Then again I have a soft spot for Buicks and Oldsmobiles.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2019 at 05:06

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i’d hoon it for a day


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2019 at 07:12

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So it is the fastest then?

I mean it beats the GN by almost a full second in the quarter and I’d bet it has a far higher top speed.

Wouldn’t that mean their claim is technically correct?

Either way:

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Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2019 at 07:16

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The seller is actually correct. The top speed of the LaCrosse Super is state d to be 150 mph whereas a Grand National tops out at 124mph.


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2019 at 08:33

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The current Regal GS is quicker and faster

13.9@101 mph in the quarter and 155 mph top speed. 


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > Maxima Speed
08/20/2019 at 08:33

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The current Regal GS is quicker and faster

13.9@101 mph in the quarter and 155 mph top speed.  


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
08/20/2019 at 08:34

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The current Regal GS is quicker and faster

13.9@101 mph in the quarter and 155 mph top speed.  


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > 12and35
08/20/2019 at 08:37

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It even has the LS designation. It’s an LS4.

They are not kind to their fragile transmission though. The 4t65 just can’t handle the output.

The car is on the W platform, so it is basically the same as the monte carlo ss, grand prix gtp, and impala ss in their last generation. 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
08/20/2019 at 09:03

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Late night typeo. The GN was said to do a 1/4 mile in 14 seconds.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Maxima Speed
08/20/2019 at 09:04

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But that was just a computer limitation not actually a gearing or power problem 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/20/2019 at 09:04

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I want to stance the hell out of it. 


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Discerning
08/20/2019 at 10:06

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Now maybe, in 08 this was that fastest Buick to date.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2019 at 10:10

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Looking it up it seems C&D tested it at 13.4 secs in the quarter!

Meaning the GNX still holds the fastest Buick title.

Even so, I would gladly take a Lacrosse Super for a daily cruiser.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
08/20/2019 at 10:15

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For 7 grand it’s not a bad car. Altho I’ve driven an Impala SS with the same drivetrain and it was incredibly boring. Altho I think the Lacrosse is smaller so potentially lighter and faster.  


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2019 at 10:18

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From what I’ve gathered, the Lacrosse Super is like the Impala SS, only better in every way.

I still want one in the worst way, I can’t get the wife to bite though...


Kinja'd!!! zipfuel > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2019 at 10:29

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“Fastest B uick production car ever built* ” * that you -a regular human- can actually buy.

We are at a fun place when $7k cars on Craigslist are effectively as fast as the legends of old.

Also since this is an LS motor I’m guessing there’s room for bolt on improvement ...


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > zipfuel
08/20/2019 at 11:23

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I’m sure a supercharger wouldn’t be hard to add. Altho you maybe have to stick t out of the hood, but that’s not really a bad thing is it 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > zipfuel
08/20/2019 at 11:25

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That’s a good point. You can’t have a GNX or old school Regal GS 455 for 7k. Probably going to have to quadruple that number to get a decent one. 


Kinja'd!!! zipfuel > Discerning
08/20/2019 at 13:08

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That’s a shame, cos there’s a couple near me for less than $5k Canadian...

24hrs of Lemons may have to introduce restricted plates soon at this rate...


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > zipfuel
08/20/2019 at 13:12

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There are companies that will rebuild them tougher so they can take the stock output. But more power could still kill the upgraded unit.