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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/16/2019 at 19:09 • Filed to: Dots

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It was eggplant colored and made all the right noises.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/16/2019 at 19:14

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I’m glad I’m not the only person who turns every 3 syllable phrase into the baby shark song (ever since I learned the original version at scout camp as a kid)


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/16/2019 at 19:15

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I love that color combo. Davis Auto had one for sale for quite a while that I frequently drooled over from a distance.

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Kinja'd!!! facw > smobgirl
08/16/2019 at 23:11

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Luckily, I’ve avoided that. Unfortunately, this speaks to me:

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Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > facw
08/16/2019 at 23:59

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You may have just ruined the rest of my life.


Kinja'd!!! facw > smobgirl
08/17/2019 at 00:02

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Sorry :P

I’ll add this bit of xkcd related insight...

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N othing there about songs you say? Just wait for the alt-text:

 I learned from Achewood that since this poem is in ballad meter, it can be sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island. Since then, try as I might, I haven’t ONCE been able to read it normally.