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Kinja'd!!! "Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib)
08/12/2019 at 18:00 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:06

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Love the driver’s face

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:07

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Where did you find my wedding photo?!


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:09

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6 /10 for attention to detail. The coal roller doesn’t appear to also be drinking a beer and the four fellow lefties are not using the wrong hand like everyone else.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:15

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Without the truck it would be a perfectly fine picture of people enjoying a wedding . Why that truck and it s ability to run inefficiently excites this guy so much that he wanted it in a wedding picture totally escapes me. I mean, look at him. He’s orgasmic about it. It all just makes me very sad.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:16

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‘MURRICUH


Kinja'd!!! cluelessk > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:17

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Looks like a scene from my hometown.


Kinja'd!!! Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:19

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ew.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:28

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From this distance it looks like they are all huffing paper bags. 


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:37

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Jokes on you! That’s a wedding/prom.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
08/12/2019 at 18:38

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They probably hired a relative as a photographer and paid them in beer.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:39

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“ Cancer?! But HOW???”


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:40

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Future next gen S2000 owner
08/12/2019 at 18:43

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I think the wedding-prom is a fairly common event in those parts. 


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 18:55

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T he clear travesty here are those peach colored bride’s maids dresses... And maybe I’m old school but jeans as part of a wedding ensemble just are not nice enough. It’s one of the most important days of your life, f’n man up.

Regarding the truck - yeah, it’s a crappy old Dodge set up to blow soot. But... if I’d had money when I got married I would have done the biggest damn burnout you ever saw leaving the reception. So while I am a bit of a tree hugger and find that the blatant destruction of the environment is just stupid, I can empathize with the sentiment.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > lone_liberal
08/12/2019 at 19:31

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I’ll break it down for you:  A “coal roller” is some young-ish guy (probably under 25) who has at least one bicep/calf tat, watches MMA religiously, and believes being a Real American(TM) means being an ignorant, dumb, loudmouth asshole. Probably named “Cody.”


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > jimz
08/12/2019 at 21:37

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Hey my powerstroke rolls coal but i dont like MMA and not named cody. But my truck only does that because im too lazy and cheap to put money into it when im dumpin it before winter


Kinja'd!!! SiennaMan > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
08/12/2019 at 23:59

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Classy.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/13/2019 at 01:30

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Hey my powerstroke rolls co al

then you’re a dick.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > jimz
08/13/2019 at 07:32

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Most of the coal rollers around here are 40-50 yo men, the rest of your description fits though.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > jimz
08/13/2019 at 07:33

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Hey my P owerstroke would roll coal ( when loaded with a 15k lbs trailer behind it pulling a grade )...


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Chariotoflove
08/13/2019 at 09:32

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I laughed so hard I snorted. In my cube.

Dammit. 


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
08/13/2019 at 09:57

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well that’s unavoidable; my ire is reserved for the people who deliberately blast people with soot just to be dicks.  it should be legal to drag them out of their cabs and beat them. 


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > jimz
08/13/2019 at 10:16

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I don’t disagree.

So long as you don’t get mad at those trucks that roll a little coal before the turbo spools up.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > jimz
08/13/2019 at 21:42

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only when the turbo hasnt spooled. Its almost at 200k and never been rebuilt. Its a lil tired