Florida Man™ Attacks Joop

Kinja'd!!! "HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota)
08/11/2019 at 13:46 • Filed to: Wtf

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Seent in a parking lot yesterday during back to school shopping,  I still have no idea what he was even trying to do. Best guesses in the comments win internet points


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 13:51

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looks like hes just getting his morning workout

dude should focus more on stretching tho....hes not exactly limber


Kinja'd!!! Jewish Stig > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 13:51

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It’s Florida.... So meth.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 13:52

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Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 13:57

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If that’s where I think it is, that’s not even the natural habitat of #FloridaMan.   So I am at a total loss.


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 13:58

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He is finding a squeak.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > M.T. Blake
08/11/2019 at 14:00

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That’s exactly what he wants  you to believe


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/11/2019 at 14:01

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He is quite chonky


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > someassemblyrequired
08/11/2019 at 14:01

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It’s Central  Florida, which is still pretty bad as far as Florida Man™ sightings go


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 14:04

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asides from that..he was really struggling lifting his leg up high enough to climb the jeep

dude needs to limber up


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 14:08

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I guess the place gets weird in the summers  when it’s not Canada’s third largest province.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 14:12

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ok that is bizarre - dude seems very methodical at whatever he is doing


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 14:12

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Is somebody in the Jeep? I c an’t tell with all the windshield glare, but I did notice the wipers moving, implying that the key must be on, at least...

I don’t think he’s trying to damage it... maybe a friend just checking his buddy’s  new suspension kit?


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Urambo Tauro
08/11/2019 at 14:16

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His girlfriend was sitting in there watching him assert his dominance


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 14:48

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At what point does he piss on the Jeep to claim it


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 14:49

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This is foreplay before draggoning the Jeep.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/11/2019 at 15:17

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That's hot


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/11/2019 at 15:18

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Before I started r ecording sadly


Kinja'd!!! MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 16:21

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No, there’s no doubt about it  that’s the ‘whattheFUCKisthatclunking’ dance. I would know 


Kinja'd!!! bubblestheturtle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
08/11/2019 at 18:42

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It’s Jeep thing. Yo u wouldn’t understand.