Uhm...wut?

"12and35" (12and35) 08/10/2019 at 13:58 • Filed to: None

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XJDano > 12and35 08/10/2019 at 14:02

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Cops: I did the field test by licking it, and it’s cocaine because it tastes like shit. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > 12and35 08/10/2019 at 14:04

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welp....at least they didnt shoot him

12and35 > XJDano 08/10/2019 at 14:05

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It boggles my mind. I can imagine... “No, this is water fowl cocaine”

facw > 12and35 08/10/2019 at 14:15

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I know public defenders aren’t really up to the challenge, but I hope that every time these cops make a statement based on their “training, knowledge, and experience” in the future, some defense lawyer brings up the fact that that can’t be worth much, given that they mistook bird poop for cocaine.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 12and35 08/10/2019 at 14:16

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DWB

12and35 > facw 08/10/2019 at 15:20

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No kidding. Next time I buy oregano from the grocery store I better keep my head on a swivel....

gettingoldercarguy > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 08/10/2019 at 15:54

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...y et

bhtooefr > 12and35 08/11/2019 at 10:34

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Clearly it was this bird.